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"My God, J.B., what do I tell the staff?"
A sanitation worker accidentally stabs something through a piece of litter.
Tags:litter, litters, littering, sanitation department, sanitation departments, sanitation dept., stab, stabs, stabbing, stabbings, newspaper, newspapers, litterbug, litterbugs, accident, accidents, mishap, mishaps, workplace accident, workplace accidents, dark humor, dark humour, black humour, black humor
A woodpecker leaves its beak in a tree trunk.
Tags:trunk, trunks, tree trunk, tree trunks, woodpecker, woodpeckers, mishap, mishaps, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, accidental, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, bird, birds, miscalculation, miscalculations, miscalculate, miscalculates, miscalculating, workplace accident, workplace accidents, manual labor, manual labour, manual laborer, manual laborers, manual labourer, manual labourers
"This piece use to be called 'The Third Denial of Saint Peter', but has since been re-titles 'Accident in the Workplace'."
“I heard von Schleflin yell ‘Eureka,’ and then kerblam!”
Tags:explosion, explosions, discovery, discoveries, eureka, eureka moment, eureka moments, scientists, scientist, science lab, science labs, experiments, experiment, experiment gone wrong, experiments gone wrong, science experiment, science experiments, research, researchers, researching, accident, accidents, industrial accident, industrial accidents, workplace accident, workplace accidents, safe, safety, workplace safety, office, offices, office life, office culture, problem solving, problem solver, troubleshoot, troubleshooting, emergency, emergencies
"The afternoon off?? - it's only a papercut...!"
Tags:papercut, papercuts, paper cut, paper cuts, cut, cuts, injury, injuries, workplace injury, workplace injuries, workplace accident, workplace accidents, accident, accidents, minor injury, minor injuries, horrible boss, horrible bosses, take the afternoon off, taking the afternoon off, slice, slice open, slices open, slicing open
"I'm proud to accept this award on behalf of our dedicated employees. Ahh! I think that stupid thing broke my foot!"
"Well, I guess we can leave the sign as it is."
Tags:family business, family businesses, family, son, sons, father, fathers, sibling, sliblings, brother, brothers, death, died, workplace accident, workplace accidents, accident, accidents, accidental death, sudden death, dark humour, dark humor, black humour, black humor, gallows humour, gallows humor
"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."
"Now what was that I was meant to report...something about a loose carpet?"
"...And now step 2 disconnect power before plugging in..."
Tags:health and safety, health & safety, safety inspector, safety inspectors, safety measure, safety measures, safety officer, safety officers, plug, plugs, electric shock, electric shocks, power, burn, burns, workplace hazard, workplace hazards, workplace injury, workplace injuries, workplace accident, workplace accidents
"I'm willing to rehire you, if you drop the lawsuit. If that sounds good, blink twice."
Tags:testing, product testing, accident, lawsuit, employee safety, workplace accidents, workplace safety, lawsuits, employee relations, safety, safety in the workplace, catastrophic injury, insurance, disability insurance, going on disability, terminated, fired, management, human resources, damage control, spin doctor, negotiation, making a deal, rehabilitation, workplace accidents
Beauty technician pulls off client's skin as well as leg hair during a waxing.
Tags:wax, waxing, waxed, hair removal, beauty salon, beauty salons, beauty technician, beauty technicians, beauty treatment, beauty treatments, accident, accidents, mishap, mishaps, workplace accident, workplace accidents, wax and peel, waxing and peeling, depilate, depilated, depilating, depilation, accident at work, accidents at work, pamper, pampers, pampering, beauty parlour, beauty parlours, beauty parlor, beauty parlors
'02 days without a paper cut.'
Tags:paper, papers, paper mill, paper mills, mill, mills, factory, factories, paper factory, paper factories, paper cut, paper cuts, workplace, workplaces, workplace accident, workplace accidents, danger, dangers, dangerous, health and safety, regulation, regulations, factory worker, factory workers, employee, employees
"You'd think they'd at least offer health insurance with this job."
Tags:health insurance, employment benefits, health policy, health policies, job perk, job perks, benefits package, benefits packages, medical insurance, medical policy, medical policies, crash test, crash-test, dummy, dummies, job description, health and safety, workplace accident, workplace accidents, crash test centre, test centre, test centres, test center, test centers
"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."
Tags:health and safety, work, workplace, law, law and order, safety at work, office safety, office, office equipment, shredder, tie, business, copier, crime, murder, homicide, accident, accidental, accidents, workplace accident, workplace accidents, workplace injury, workplace injuries, injury at work, death at work, dying on the job, workplace death, unsafe office, unsafe, liability, foul play, police chief, office manager
A cleaning lady presses the launch button on a rocket.
"We're concerned about the number of accidents in the workplace."
Getrude slowly realized her career in the family store might be terribly short...
Tags:short career, short careers, new job, new jobs, gift wrap, gift wraps, gift wrapping, gift wrapping department, gift wrapping departments, present, presents, gift, gifts, wrap, wraps, wrapping, amputate, amputates, amputating, digit, digits, finger, fingers, tie up, ties up, workplace accident, workplace accidents, worker's comp, worker's compensation, injury, injuries, department store, department stores
491 Days Without An Injury
Help to Avoid Industrial Accident....
"Damn! How am I going to explain this to accident and compensation?"
"We encourage a positive self-image at work, Larry, but the shades have gotta go!"
Tags:health and safety, health & safety, reprimand, reprimands, reprimanding, dress code, dress codes, dress-code, dress-codes, sunglasses, shades, positive, self image, self-image, warehouse, warehouses, industrial accident, industrial accidents, workplace accident, workplace accidents, boss, bosses, uniform, uniforms, safety officer, safety officers, accident prone
Days without an incident.