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"Syncopated! I dig it!"
Tags:music, musician, musicians, hipster, hipsters, wannabe, wannabes, syncopate, syncopated, syncopation, in sync, rhythm, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, i dig it, dig it, like it, enjoy it, approve of it
"The key is for the wannabes to think they have a chance in hell to be."
Tags:wannabe, wannabes, chance in hell, chances in hell, chance, chances, overrate, overrated, overrating, executive, executives, rich person, rich people, aspire, aspires, aspiring, class mobility, upward mobility, upwardly mobile, illusion, illusions, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, cynic, cynics, cynical
"Oh, pardon me. That's not the menu , that's my screenplay."
Tags:hollywood, movie industry, film industry, producer, producers, film producer, movie producers, wannabe, wannabes, screenplay, screenplays, screenwriter, screenwriters, wait staff, waiter, waiters, customer service, bad service, bad customer service, menu, menus, chance your arm, chancing your arm, accident, accidents, aspiring screenwriter, aspiring screenwriters
"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."
'Arthur Fogle here, pretending to be the next Warren Buffett.'
'Never, Ever...try to imitate LeBron James on the basketball court.'
'He's hooked on medical shows.'
Trump rules with an iron fist.
'This is so unreal, it must be reality television.'
'Sweetheart, It's time you knew... Your father isn't a real wildlife biologist.'
Tags:biologist, biologists, father, fathers, dad, dads, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, teddy, teddies, teddy bear, teddy bears, soft toy, soft toys, cuddly toy, cuddly toys, wildlife, wild life, watch, watches, watching, watched, watcher, watchers, fake, fakes, wannabe, wannabes, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Next: I'm STILL a 'D' list celebrity - sack my agent!
'Quick, Beryl! The guy who supplies ink to David Beckham's tattooist is on.'
What could be worse than being a celebrity on Big Brother? Wanting to be a Celebrity on Big Brother!
'She tried to become famous on TV, but it was a total disaster - that's how she became so famous.'
'That's how you deal with Saint George wannabes, son.'
Maps to the Hovels of Would Be Stars.
White whale acting black
I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.
As Seen On TV
'He wants to go on the 'Big Brother' programme!'
"The results have come back. I'm afraid he doesn't have the X-Factor."
'I'm afraid the exploratory operation on your son has exposed no talent.'