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'Good news...the rattling is not in your lungs.'
Rattle Snake Bad Ideas
'There you go again...always rattling off on me!'
'It's hop,hop,skip,rattle,rattle. Remember, the second rattle is the difference between curing jungle fever or just relieving the patient of uncomfortable gas.'
'Hey, who's playing the maracas? Nobody in this band plays maracas.'
'I get rattled too easily.'
"Fantastic job on the rattle! Now let's focus on the shake and the roll."
Grim Reaper family - 'Look dear, his first death rattle.'
"You're always treating me like a baby."
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"Don't worry, it's only a baby. "
Moments later, the hecklers are escorted out of the bleachers, and the cartoonist -- though rattled -- resumes drawing.
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Rattlesnakes telling a snake holding a rattle - "For the last time. No!"
Tex knew a rattling noise meant a dangerous snake. But fortunately there was no rattle.
'We found that rattle.' (mechanic holding a baby).
'I don't understand how humans can be so frightened of our rattle and then give an imitation one to every human baby.'
'That explains a lot.'
'Come on Darling, don't you think you're biting more than you can chew?'
'We need our lawyers to perform CPR on this group...Confuse, Perplex and Rattle.'
'It never occurred to Steggy what was giving away his best hands.'
'There I was doing a little innocent rattling, when suddenly this (ugh!) slimy cowboy slithered across my path.'
'I'm impressed. Do you shake and roll, too?'
'Oh for crying out loud, I knew I should have used a lockwasher!!'
'Wh? There's that noise again. Sounds like a (shudder) baby's rattle!'
'He's come here on one of those 'self-catering' holidays.'