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"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."
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"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."
Tags:gender issues, gender inequality, gender portrayal, misogyny, diversity, representation, female representation, stargazing, stargazer, star gazers, stargazers, star gazing, star gazer, night sky, the night sky, stars, the stars, constellation, constellations, the constellations, over-think, over-thinking, overthink, overthinking, unequal treatment, media portrayal, film industry, the film industry, movie industry, female empowerment
"If there really are 70 million other galaxies I definitely lost the office pool."
"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"
Tags:critic, critics, criticism, critique, critiquing, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, unsatisfied, star gazing, star gazer, star gazers, shooting star, shooting stars, pessimist, pessimists, pessimism, evaluation, evaluations, evaluating, judge, judging, passing judgement, judgemental, live in the moment
"Kinda makes you feel insignificant and incredibly hot, doesn't it?"
Tags:star, stars, emptiness, space, void, voids, on fire, fire, fires, campfires, deep, profound, intense, misunderstand, misunderstood, attribute, attributes, camping, camps, camped, heat, warm, campfire, campfires, camp fire, camp fires, sky, stargazing, star gazing, stargazers, stargaze, heat, insignificant, small, tiny
'Stop staring at my wife.'
"I'm going to tell my grandchildren about that?"
Tags:astronomy, science, age, comet, comets, halley's comet, halleys comet, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, underwhelm, underwhelms, underwhelming, grandchild, sense of perspective, senses of perspective, telescope, telescopes, night sky, night skies, stargaze, stargazes, stargazing, star gaze, star gazes, star gazing, mankoff
Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory
"Looking up at the stars like this makes me realize how small and insignificant you are."
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"Quit makin' up constellations."
Tags:star, stars, star-gazing, star-gazer, star gazing, star gazer, astronomy, astrology, astronomical, night, nighttime, date, dates, date night, date-night, romance, romantic, cliche, romances, romantically, picnic, night sky, nightsky, night-sky, sky, skies, constellation, constellations, ares, leo, taurus, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius, sagittarius, virgo, pisces, lying, lies, made up, spoof, spoofing, exaggerating, fake, faking, faker, made up, memory, remember, remembered
"That's the Crab nebula and that's the 'load of dots that don't look like anything much' nebula!"
"It's amazing what you can see once you get away from the light pollution."
Tags:city, cities, city life, urban, urban life, modern life, modern times, pollution, light pollution, stargazing, stargazer, stargazers, constellation, constellations, star gazing, star gazer, star gazers, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, know it all, know it alls, know-it-all, know-it-alls, alien, aliens, alien, country life
"How many times have I told you? Never open the jar with the black hole in it!"
Tags:astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, star gazer, star gazers, star gazing, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, physicist, physicists, observatory, observatories, scientist, scientists, black hole, black holes, black-hole, black-holes, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, telescope, telescopes
'Which one is named after me?'
'A new planet'
'The only part of the universe which isn't expanding is the budget for this place.'
'Why won't anyone look at me?'
One day, an astromer discovered that Orion's belt is actually unbuckled.
Brace Yourself For Even More Lunacy.
'...I think I found Ursa Major.'
"No, that giant red spot on Jupiter isn't a zit."
"Oh, come on - 'The Great Bear' sounds better than 'The Great Piglet'."
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"Do you realize how often the Big Dipper comes up in a discussion of the constellations?"
"No, dwarf planets don't have dwarves living on them."
"No one will believe us - it's always the alternate cosmology institutes who come up with alternate universes."