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"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."
Tags:stranded, marooned, adventure, adventures, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretender, pretenders, sail, sails, sailing, tourist, tourists, tourism, city slicker, city slickers, city folk, safari, on safari, tough guy, tough guys, fake, fakes, faking, facsimile, facsimiles, tour, tour group, tour groups, coward, cowards, cowardly, roleplay, roleplays, roleplaying, role play, role plays, role playing
"I get it!"
Tags:science, pseudo, animals, history, olden days, ancient, space, cat, cats, stonehenge, ancient technology, ancient technologies, wonder of the world, wonders of the world, druid, druids, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretender, pretenders, enlightenment, enlightened, get it, gets it, getting it, understanding, intelligence, animal intelligence
Tags:executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, mime, miming, mime artist, mime artists, bad management, bad manager, bad managers, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, silver spoon, pretender, pretenders, fake, fakes
"Me TREE TOAD!"
Gossip, Rumours and Wacky Stunts
"O.K., O.K., ... I'm a prawn who made it big. Shrimp just sounds better."
"He said he's always between the Hamptons and Manhattan. It turns out he means Babylon, Long Island."
Tags:location, locations, upscale, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, hamptons, manhattan, long island, working class, working classes, upper class, upper classes, pass, passes, passing, pass off, passes off, passing off, superficial, superficiality, pretender, pretenders, pretending, mislead, misleads, misleading, origin, origins, humble origins, poor, poverty, pass for rich, passing for rich
"You're doing remarkably well considering I'm a 'Quack'."
"It doesn't mean anything. I just like how it looks."
Jack and Jill
"And do you feel that you are a pretender?"
Tags:pretender, pretenders, claimant, claimants, pretender to the throne, royal, royals, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, crown prince, heir, heirs, king, kings, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, self esteem, fraud, frauds, con, cons, self-esteem
"That one goes particularly well with you tie."
Tags:tie, ties, suit, suits, outfitters, outfitter, mask, masks, mens fashion, mens fashions, men's fashion, men's fashion, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, putting on a mask, pretending, pretender, pretenders, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, self image, self-image, self-presentation
Private Phone Calls
Tags:telephone, telephones, public phone, public phones, public telephone, public telephones, phonecall, phonecalls, phone call, phone calls, phone, phones, phone booth, phone booths, telephone booth, telephone booths, hand gesture, hand gestures, hand sign, hand signs, pretend, pretending, pretender, make believe, make-believe, game, games, kid, kids, child, childhood, childhood game, childhood games, growing up, modern life
"I'm droppin' all my 'G's for a while."
Tags:western, wild west, the wild west, cowboy, cowboys, accent, accents, regional accent, regional accents, regional dialect, regional dialects, lazy, laziness, dress-up, dress up, dressing up, costume, costumes, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, pretend, pretending, pretender, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, modern life, cow boy, cow boys, westerns, spaghetti western, spaghetti westerns, drawl, drawling, drawls
"You're in luck. I'm a quack."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's offices, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, quack, quacks, animal, animals, bird, birds, duck, ducks, bad doctor, bad doctors, false, fake, pretending, pretender, pretenders, fraud, medical fraud, medical malpractice, malpractice
"He's the Tiger Woods of dodgeball."
Tags:dodgeball, dodge the ball, ball, dodge, dodges, dodging, dodger, throw, throwing, throws, thrower, throwers, best, prodigy, golf, golf ball, golfing, golfer, exponent, terrific player, good aim, show off, show-off, showing off, showing-off, pretentious, pretender, impressive, impressing, skill, skills, skilled, athlete, athletes, athletic, bully, bullying, jock, jocks
"No, mine has a gold band with diamonds, fleurs-de-lis, and four arches topped by a jewelled cross."
Tags:crowns, royalty, aspiration, aspirations, royal, royals, royal family, royal families, dress the part, dresses the part, dressing the part, faker, fakers, faking, poseur, poseurs, poser, posers, hat check, hat checks, formal dinner, formal dinners, pretender, pretenders, fake it, faking it, fake it till you make it, diamond, diamonds, tacky, fleurs-de-lis, crown, crowns, tiara, tiaras, king, kings, mankoff
"If I can't be honest with you, Cheryl, who can I pretend to be honest with?"
"You know very well it's a good ten minutes till closing, Charlie."
Tags:bear, bears, dad, dads, father, fathers, scold, scolds, scolding, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, dad joke, dad jokes, soundalike, soundalikes, sounds like, dead, safety tip, safety tips, play dead, plays dead, playing dead, play possum, playing possum, plays possum, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretender, pretenders
"My kid form my first marriage? I thought he was YOUR kid from your first marriage."
Tags:first marriage, first marriages, kid, kids, impostor, impostors, merged family, merged families, failure to launch, grown up kid, grownup kid, grownup kids, grown-up kids, couch potato, couch potatoes, pretender, pretenders, fake, fakes, fraud, frauds, scam, scams, stepfamily, step-family, step-families, step family, step families
"Peters, make a joyful noise."
Tags:business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, meeting, meetings, failing business, failing businesses, recession, the recession, financial crash, economic crash, lie, lies, lying, cover up, cover-up, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, sales figures, bad sales figures, order, orders, pretend, pretending, pretender
"Let me through! I'm a quack."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, duck, ducks, quack, quacks, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, victim, victims, health, health care, healthcare, emergency, emergencies, paramedic, paramedics, fake, false, pretend, pretender, pretenders, fraud, dangerous, risky, questionable, suspicious, unqualified, word play, wordplay
"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."
Tags:vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, meat, meat lover, hypocrite, hypocrites, hypocrisy, hypocritical, hipster, pretender, pretentious, labelling, labeling, label, meat lover, judge, judgemental, judging, society, social gathering, eating habits, selfish, brutal honesty, brutally honest, carnivore, carnivores, carnivorous, omnivore, omnivores, omnivorous