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White Suprematic Washing Powder
'Do you realize that this is the sixth 'new and improved version' of our detergent and now we're back to our original formulation?'
"Thanks very much for helping with the laundry, sweetheart, but I said a capful of detergent, not a cupful!"
Dryer Sheets: Lemon (scented).
"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."
'A lot of detergents down here - everything tastes funny, but we've never been cleaner.'
'If I were to offer you two packs of this unknown washing powder or this cyanide capsule...'
'Five years ago we offered Professor Lang unlimited resources to create the perfect deterrent. Today, I'm happy to say...' 'Uh-Oh!'
Man washing his computer with 'Surf Net'.
'It certainly does wash whiter - that was a red shirt !'
"How do you get your white's so white?"
"Hey buddy - how's things? You're not acting up again are you?"
"I think I may have used a little too much soap powder."