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'According to the hospitals new electronic patients records system he's pregnant.'
"Could you not call me Ray this time?"
The Man Who Never Had a Tax Mix-Up, Bungle, or Situation.
Tags:statue, statues, sculpture, sculptures, monument, monuments, memorial, memorials, hero, heroes, tax, taxes, mistake, mistakes, mix-up, mix-ups, mixup, mixups, bungle, situation, situations, problem, problems, issue, issues, normal, ordinary, special, honor, honour, bureaucracy, government, governments
"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."
"I'm a bird dog."
Tags:dog, dogs, bird, birds, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, birdhouse, birdhouses, bird house, bird houses, confused, confusion, pretend, pretending, role confusion, mix-up, mix up, mixed up, mix ups, mix-ups, swapping roles, make believe, play, playing, child, kid, kids, childhood, gun dog, gun dogs, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunting dog, hunting dogs, determination, determined
"Yeah, well your profile wasn't exactly honest either."
Tags:online dating, internet dating, dating site, dating sites, whale, whales, desert island, desert islands, castaway, castaways, marooned, mistake, mistakes, mix up, mix ups, ix-up, mix-ups, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let-downs, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, first date, first dates, awkward date, awkward dates
"Wait—which is evidence and which is lunch?"
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, detective, detectives, police detective, police detectives, investigation, investigations, police investigation, police investigations, evidence, food, lunch, lunches, meal, meals, sandwich, sandwiches, baggie, baggy, baggies, sandwich bag, sandwich bags, brown bag, brown bags, paper bag, paper bags, confused, confusion, mix-up, mix-ups, mixed up, mistake, mistakes, incompetent, incompetents, incompetence
Suddenly Maude realised she was wearing the wrong panty liner.
"Due to a mixup in the paperwork you've been sent to doggie heaven."
Tags:pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, dog heaven, doggie heaven, doggy heaven, mix up, mix ups, mix-up, mix-ups, paperwork
"You've got the wrong address, Mac."
"Sorry, I thought you said sock exchange, not Stock exchange."
They were over the moon now but the mix up at the maternity ward would later prove fatal
"Seriously? You refuse to answer based on the fifteenth amendment?"
Tags:plead the 5th, pleads the 5th, plead the fifth, pleads the fifth, pleading the fifth, witness, witnesses, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, witnessing, expert witness, expert witnesses, refuse to answer, refusing to answer, mix-up, mix-ups, mixing up, ignorant, ignorance, constitution, us constitution, amendment, amendments
"Apparently the will was typed up wrong and UCLA got all your husband's money...and you get his brain!"
Things That It Wasn't
Tags:adam, eve, adam and steve, misheard, mishear, mishearing, misunderstood, misunderstanding, alternate, alternate universe, parallel universe, evel, knievel, evel knievel, saturday, saturday night, garden of good and evil, steve mcqueen, mic up, mixups, mix-ups, mix-up, hear, hearing, comprehension, comprehend, film, films, movie, movies, pop culture, reference, famous, fame
"Trick or drink!"
"Sorry, guys, but we'll have to take back your medals. We got feet and meters mixed up."
Tags:sport, sports, athletics, athlete, athletes, track and field, track meet, competition, medal winners, metric system, english system, mix-up, mix-ups, foot, feet, meter, meters, metre, metres, track and field, long jump, long jumps, screw-up, screw-ups, mars rover, mars rovers, mars climate orbiter, mars climate orbiters, math error, math errors, maths error, maths errors
"I thought I'd ordered a toaster!"
"No, no. I meant like the music of Prince!"
Wedding disaster #27.
Tags:wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vow, wedding vows, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, marriage planner, marriage planners, wedding planner, wedding planners, bride, brides, bridegroom, bridegrooms, groom, grooms, mix-up, mix-ups, disaster, disasters, mistake, mistakes, misunderstandings
Cat watching plug sockets.
Tags:cat and mouse, mouse hole, mouse holes, wall socket, wall sockets, cat, cats, socket, sockets, plug, plugs, electrocuted, electrocution, electrocutions, electric shock, electric shocks, static electricity, confused, confusion, mistake, mistakes, mix up, mix ups, mix-up, mix-ups, cliche, cliches
"For God's sake...haven't you heard of global warming?"
Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.
Wrecking ball operator wrecks his own office building by mistake.
'My wife is a circus clown. We got our lunch boxes mixed up again.'