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'Sorry we had to kill you, but it was the only way we could get some computer tech support up here.'
"Look―I said I was sorry!"
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'Listen, I just want to say this right up front so there are no hurt feelings later on. ... I'm very, very sorry for what I'm about to do to you.'
'You never did say you were sorry.'
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"Are you really, really sorry?"
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"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."
"I'm sorry, but someone has to put a stop to this endless cycle of apologizing."
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"I said I'm sorry."
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'Sorry, coach. We thought everyone had vaulted.'
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"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"
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Signs that your real husband has been aducted by aliens: 'I'm sorry/I was wrong/Tell me everything/You look beautiful/I need to listen better/I've been an idiot.'
"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"
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'Something that says I'm sorry without admitting liability.'
'Ok, I apologize, but I'm still right!'
New From Apology T-Shirts
'You'll have to forgive my wife.. this is the longest she's ever been on a diet.'
Greeting cards for "Mea Cupla" and "J'accuse".
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"You wanted to role-play - I can't help it if a doctor would be medically obligated to say something about your weight."
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'Okay, I apologise, but I'm still right!'
"I wish I could believe that you're really, really sorry."
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'Why don't you give up breathing for lent?'
'Sorry for being so cranky. I underslept again.'
A broken clock is right at least twice a day.
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'You've, um... really been on the warpath lately.' 'I know. Sorry I'm so snippy and cranky these days. I think I'll check myself into crab rehab.'
"You can't buy forgiveness with airline miles, Charles."
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