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'Dang, that reminds me...I've gotta get back and post an entry on my blog.'
Angel Uses Lightning Bolt Like Sniper Rifle
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"See if you can hit Florida."
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If flies went to church
Janice tried to stay calm even though she knew the customer was always right.
'Repent. The end is only 150 million years away.'
"Do you have one called 'repent'?"
'Click-beep-click...you have six new apocalyptic messages.'
"Repent, lest the axe of judgement fall upon thee."
"I have a new app that tracks my sin-to-repent ratio."
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"It's not about humanity. I'm hoping bankers will start lending more!"
"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"
Don't look back, you might hurt your neck.
'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'
Devil in the first pew of church.
'Sorry dad - it won't happen again,'
'Hit him again Martha he still hasn't repented...'
The End Is Near! Repent! Reduce the Deficit!
REPENT, 'Hey! -- Go find your own corner!'
'So you're saying that if I truly repent all my sins will be deleted?'
'So you've come crawling back.' - 'No, I'm drunk.'
Repent or at least apologize.