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"Hey, you! Wanna be my best friend?"
Let's be friends!
'Kevin was plagued since childhood by fears of a monster under his bed, but eventually overcame it until he and his monster became inseparable best friends.'
Signs you may be friends with a sheep....
'In the top drawer of my desk there's a Taser. If I ever begin acting like your best friend instead of your parent, you have my permission to use it on me.'
'There! Now they can't take one of us riding without the other!'
"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"
"Thank you for inviting me on your camping trip. Nothing beats sharing a camping adventure with your best bro!"
"You know, dude, you're my best friend. You may not be the coolest guy in the school. Or the most popular guy...or the smartest guy. But you're in school, you know? And you're all right."
Friends 4 ever.
"Look, if you really want to be my best mate as well as being my dad, pop in here and get me 20 fags and a can of lager."