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"Can you come look under my bed? It seems like a complete waste of storage space."
The Miller's new monsters-under-the-bed access panel helped them to keep their 5-year old from jumping out of bed.'
"See? No socialists."
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"Why would a monster be under your bed? And even if there was, what the heck could I do about it?"
"Jeffery, put that filthy thing down and wash up for dinner. And how many times have I told you not to squeeze him so tight? I swear, if you kill this one too you won't get another one."
Time for Yourself.
Boy and Bear and Monster
"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."
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"Shouldn't Willis be in the bed and his imaginary monster under it?"
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'Kevin was plagued since childhood by fears of a monster under his bed, but eventually overcame it until he and his monster became inseparable best friends.'
"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."
"I don't know why we spent so much time under this thing. It's so much more comfy up here."
"Not 'monster', ...... 'mobster'!"
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"Nope, no monsters under here."
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"How do I keep my kids in line? I threaten to rent out the space under their beds to monsters."
"Believe me, there are no critics under your bed."
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"There you go kid. If you have a monster he can't get out now."
After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.
Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.
'I think you'll both really love this one. . . spacious closets, lots of room under the bed - oh, and did I mention that this room comes with twins?'
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"Ohhh...I guess you feel slightly uncomfortable....Do you want to talk about it?"
'I'd like to make a deposit.'
'Good evening. I'm the scary person who'll be hiding under your son's bed tonight!'
'If any monsters are living under your bed, I'm sure they've heard some awful things.'
'Under-the-bed monsters are pretty standard. We can remove it, but that'll void the lifetime warranty.'