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"I'd like to help you, but you're in a different H.M.O."
Tags:hmo, h.m.o., h.m.o.s, health insurance, healthcare, coverage, insurance coverage, thorn, thorns, paw, paws, lion, lions, lack of coverage, provide coverage, providing coverage, p.p.o., ppo, ppos, hmos, health maintenance organization, treatment, doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, american healthcare
'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'
Tags:dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet owning, treat, treats, train, trained, trains, training, trainer, trainers, paw, paws, shake, shaking, watch this, impressive, impress, show off, showing off, dogi s a mans best friend, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."
'Keep those paws inside the car! You wanna lose em?' 'That's better.'
'I don't get it. He had the smallest paws in the whole litter.'
Left brain dominance/Right brain dominance.
"He wants you to shake hands."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, dog trick, dog tricks, trick, tricks, handshake, shake, handshakes, introductions, first meeting, first meetings, polite, well-trained, good manners, paw, paws, hand, hands, greeting, greetings
"I'm thinking of having her declawed."
"First you'll need to fill out some paperwork."
'That doesn't look too good. You really should see a mouse about that.'
'Watch out for that one. He has sticky paws.'
'For the life of me, I have no idea how he ties that.'
101 uses of a dead cat: back scratcher.
101 uses of a dead cat: divination.
101 uses of a dead cat: croquet hoops.
Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall
Tags:animal, animals, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, mouser, mousers, mouse, mice, rat, rats, mousehole, mouseholes, mouse hole, mouse holes, guillotine, guillotines, chop, chop off, limb, limbs, paw, paws, claw, claws, arm, arms, trophy, trophies, taxidermy, hunting, hunter, hunters, smart, good idea, good ideas, innovative, creative, innovation, innovations, security, security system, security systems, protection, trap, traps, cats vs. mice, cat vs. mouse, enemy, enemies, mouse trap, mouse traps, trick, tricks, trickery
"Alright, folks, this is the part of our seminar schedule when we take a paws... or is it 'pause'?... I'm not much for spelling."
Tags:business, dog, paws, pause, meeting, break, coffee, bathroom, seminar, conference, offsite, leader, speaker, speaking, podium, lectern, spelling, accuracy, inaccurate, present, presentation, presenter, seminar, conference, business, dog, canine, dogs, pet, pets, animal, animals, personification, pun, puns, wordplay
Cat on Computer Keyboard.
Dog paw dryer,
Mouse guillotining cats paws which come through his mouse hole
'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'
"Really! How does he expect me to catch that with my little paws?"
Employees must lick paws before returning to work.
Tags:cat, cats, toilet, toilets, wc, loo, bathroom, bathrooms, sink, sinks, mirror, mirrors, wash, washing, hygiene, health and safety, grooming, groom, paw, paws, information, instruction, instructions, work, working, employee, employees, feline, felines, break, breaks, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.
'What time is it? The small hand is on the 6 and the cat's paw is on my chin.'