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"I was NOT huffing and puffing - it's just allergies."
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"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."
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"The roommate thing didn't work out. She's all 'Girls' and I'm more 'Broad City.' "
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'Oh him? That's Frank. My parents made me take in a boarder to cover the cost of my car insurance.'
Hot New Talk Shows!
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"Hey! Your ad said 'non-smoker!"
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Passive aggression meets immovable object.
"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."
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"Why am I always the bad guy?"
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"Well,when you said on the phone that you lived with a German shepherd..."
'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'
"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"
"Would you like to room together again next term?"
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'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'
"They sent us on a ten-year space mission with just one hand-towel?"
"You'll like Jack...he's a million laughs."
So...this is the roommate. Awkward...
'Hey, I was reading that!'
'Watch me freak Carol out by changing to orange on this pink couch.'
'It's for you.'
'My flatmate's been raiding my stash.'
I'm Googling a couple of old uni mates.
It's a new show called Celebrity's Home Videos.
Sharing a Christmas Tree.