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"Come on. If you sell beer, you must sell peanuts."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, beer, beers, bartender, bartenders, liquors, liquor, peanut, peanuts, nut, nuts, bar snack, bar snacks, squirrel, squirrels, pest, pests, rodent, rodents, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, complain, complaint, complaining, complaints
"You're painfully dry?"
Tags:martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, drink, drinks, drinker, drinkers, alcohol, liquor, liquors, spirit, spirits, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, dry martini, pun, puns
"My low consumer confidence notwithstanding I'll have a double."
"Take my advice, pal. Drink up and get out of here."
"I think it's important that we look at this holistically."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, office, offices, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, executive, executives, vodka, liquor, liquors, spirit, spirits, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, holism, holistic, whole, meeting, meetings
"Take me, for example. I didn't always have charisma."
"These days some of the best wines are coming from barney's liquors on 23d."
"This is Norman's little bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."
Tags:man, men, bureau, bureaus, cabinet, cabinets, tobacco, smoking, smoker, smokers, drink, drinks, bottle, bottles, alcohol, alcoholic, booze, liquors, spirits, hunter, hunters, hunting, shooting, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, gun control, firearms regulation, government, governments, politics, bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and explosives, atf, a.t.f, department of justice, personal stash
"Did I dream this or are we about to dip into the strategic vodka reserves?"
"In addition to our house vodka, we carry these distinctive imports: Gilbey's, Gordon's, Wolfschmidt, and Fleichmann's."
Tags:vodka, vodkas, vodka brand, vodka brands, russia, russian, russian bar, russian bars, bartender, bartenders, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations, alcohol, alcohols, vodka varieties, top shelf, liquor, liquors, liqueur, liqueurs, vodka shot, vodka shots, winter, cold, russian vodka
"Damn those dugout Martinis!"
Tags:drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, drunk, drunks, drunken, under the influence, intoxicate, intoxicated, martini, martinis, alcohol, liquor, liquors, spirit, spirits, mistake, mistakes, error, errors, baseball, baseballs, baseball player, baseball players, sport, sports, athlete, athletes, athletic
The Slow-Burn Kid Meets Simmerin' Sam McGraw
"I finally got a grip on myself, and now I can't let go."
"Hey, what is this stuff? It makes everything I think seem profound?"
Tags:caveman, cavemen, cavewoman, cavewomen, cave, caves, stone age, bc, b.c., early humans, cave-dweller, cave-dwellers, cave family, prehistory, prehistoric, hunter gatherer, pre-history, pre-historic, prehistorical, paleolithic, alcohol, alcohols, liquor, liquors, liqueur, liqueurs, discovery, discover, distill, distilled, moonshine, moonshiners, booze, boozy, drunk, intoxicated, intoxicant, intoxicate, beer googles, alcohol goggles
'There's no administration costs, so all of it will go for bourbon.'
"It's new. It's Perrier flavored vodka."
"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."
Tags:holiday, holidays, christmas, christmas party, christmas parties, holiday party, holiday parties, family party, family parties, seasonal, christmas season, family, families, parent, parents, grandparent, grandparents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, grandma, grandmas, grandmother, grandmothers, grandfather, grandfathers, grandpa, grandpas, drink, drinks, drinking, drunk, intoxicated, alcohol, spirit, spirits, liquor, liquors, cocktail, cocktails
"No, dummy...that's not how we use a napkin!"
"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."
Tags:bride, brides, bridegroom, bridegrooms, groom, grooms, liquor, liquors, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding, weddings, bride, brides, bridegroom, bridegrooms, commitment, commitments, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, wedding vow, wedding vows, marriage vow, marriage vows, cold feet, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunkenness
'A wee glass of Champagne for a special occasion should count as liquor too?'
"Please, John, not the cheap Scotch. My body is a temple."
Ol' Drunken Stupor
Tags:beer, beers, wine, liquor, liquors, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, drunk, drunks, drunken, drink, drinks, drinking, deja vu, passed out, blackout, intoxicated, inebriated, sleep, sleeping, advertising, advertisment, boozer, booze, drunken night, blackout drunk, blackout drunks, repetitive life, repeating life, life patterns, infinity, infinite zoom, wine labels, metaphor, metaphors, old pattern, old patterns, falling into old patterns
"No, this isn't the liquor talking But I am a spokesperson for the liquor."
"You set 'em up with one of these babies, and they're good for the night."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, liquors, drink, drinks, drinking, drunk, drunks, patron, patrons, customer, customers, iv, i.v., intravenous, iv drip, iv drips, direct, vein, veins, blood, bloodstream, bloodstreams, hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, medicinal, drinking problem, alcohol problem, bottle, bottles, good for the night, alcoholism, alcohol dependence, alcohol abuse, healthcare