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On Display At The Children's House Of Horrors
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The Noogie Kings
How to Tame Your Child's Fear of the cultural elite.
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"I live underneath your kid's bed and he's beginning to scare me."
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"He's right―there is something under the bed!"
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'Kevin was plagued since childhood by fears of a monster under his bed, but eventually overcame it until he and his monster became inseparable best friends.'
"I made a killing by working under the table...and you can, too!"
"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."
"I don't know why we spent so much time under this thing. It's so much more comfy up here."
Her older brothers always made her go down to the basement first. She wasn't afraid. The monster wasn't down there. It was upstairs, under her bed.
Will cure your fear of clowns for donation.
'Oh no! The monster under my bed is MY brother!'
"Nope, no monsters under here."
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Monster under the bed.
"Now I have another reason to hate clowns."
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"This is what happens when they pull your earlobes on your birthday."
Tags:ear, ears, earlobes, earlobe, childhood fear, childhood fears, exaggeration, exaggerate, hyperbole, myth, myths, warning, warnings, birthday, birthdays, birthday tradition, birthday traditions, hungary, hungarian, hungarian traditions, celebration, celebrations, grandparent, grandparents, grand father, grand fathers, father, fathers, fatherhood, childhood, childhood tradition, childhood traditions
'See? No monster. Either that or my timing's off - they can be pretty sneaky.'
"No, I'm scarier."
Bob takes care of this monster-under-the-bed business once and for all.
"Look, mom! I cleaned my room AND solved the monster-under-the-bed problem!"
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"Don't worry, I was terrified of clown-fish at your age too. You'll get over it with age..."
"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."
"In former times the kids were scared to death when I came out of their closet...nowadays when I see the stuff kids are playing on their computers I'm the one who is scared to death!"
Tags:nightmare, nightmares, childhood phobia, childhood phobias, childhood fear, childhood fears, bad dream, bad dreams, dream, dreams, dreaming, video game, video games, computer game, computer games, monster under the bed, monster-under-the-bed, modern childhood, childhood trauma, childish fears, role reversal, role reversals
"Ohhh...I guess you feel slightly uncomfortable....Do you want to talk about it?"