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"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."
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"We don't know what kind of meat it is. That's why it's on sale."
'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'
"Free-range is when we give the chickens a head start."
"I thought of you the minute I saw it, Mrs. Webb."
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"It looks like you're the main stakeholder in this business."
At the Cannibal Butcher Shop...
Noah's first venture after the flood.
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"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."
" Lady... I didn't say nuthin'!!"
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"You know what I love? Butcher block."
"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."
"It has a great beginning with the murder of a vegetarian....'
"I cleared out the case so people can crawl inside and feel what it's like to be a piece of meat."
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Deli-Meats: Short Attention Spam
"I may have gone disco, Mrs. Mullins, but that doesn't mean my meats are no longer choice lean cuts competitively priced for today's cost-conscious consumer."
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The pecking order stops here.
"May I have 2 pounds of brain?"
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Little Bo Peep looks in butcher shop door.
"Sorry, Duke, but we don't trick or treat at butcher shops."
"Oh how nice, I've just had a friend request from the butcher."