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'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'
'Fear not my friends - this while situation is merely a logical fallacy built on a common misconception! Polar bears only live in the Arctic, whereas we penguins live in the Southern hemisphere.'
"No, not Yale. A fork in the road."
'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'
'By the time we get in there, all the elephants will have flown south for the winter!'
I love the smells...
"It's not what you may think...we're just prepping for Halloween!
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"It's a common misconception that resting bitch face affects only women. Statistically, it's a man's disease."
"Look! The name is Donder! Not Donner! It's Donder! Got it? Good!"
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"They think I made them in MY image? How did they get THAT idea?"
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"You're gonna have to walk now. This is starting to feel really gay."
'So much for the theory that carrots will make you see better!'
Fake wheelchair user.
"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."
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'How can women's mirrors reveal so much and men's mirrors reveal so little.'
'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'
"No surgery. It just keeps him from getting crumbs on the floor."
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'We've only seen your house from outside. You'd never guess that it was nice inside.'
'Well, they are probably past the age where romance matters.'
"It's a big misconception. Everyone thinks hell is all fire. Actually, it's all paperwork."
Tags:hell, hells, bureaucrat, bureaucrats, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, paper pusher, paper pushers, paper-pusher, paper-pushers, paperwork, corporate culture, corporate environment, afterlife, afterlives, after-life, after-lives, damnation, misconception, misconceptions, devil, devils, eternal punishment
"I'm spending the day with my aging parents."
"That's funny. You don't look like a snowboard instructor."
'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'
"So where's the desert?"
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