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'What did you two give up for lent?' 'Cookies... We are sick of 'em after eating so many over the holidays.' 'And there are a lot of bar recipes I've always wanted to make anyway.'
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Why the chicken really crossed the road. . .
"… and you say it happens every year at about this time?"
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'My mom read me Alice in Wonderland last night. That's the same woman that said the Easter bunny was imaginary.'
"Not to be outdone by 'Black Friday in July' field tests begin for 'Easter in August'."
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"I swear...I have no idea!"
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The Easter egg hunt had been very successful, too successful, perhaps...
"I'm off it for Lent."
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"It's a fine for littering. You can't keep leaving these around."
"Since it's Easter I'll have a peanut butter and jelly bean sandwich."
Jesus rises on Easter having also drank coffee
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"I don't think he understands how an Easter egg hunt works."
"I thought he dyed and went to Heaven."
"Forget keeping all your eggs in one basket. What you need is a nest egg..."
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"Which came first, the chicken or the Easter egg?"
"What did I tell you about putting your eggs in one basket?"
As a child, St. Anthony's gift of finding things wasn't appreciated.
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"What did I say about putting all your eggs in one basket?"
Did Someone Say Easter?
'I told you not to put our easter bunny costumes in the closet together.'
"Did I mention my son is the Easter Bunny? Such a worker! Hopping all over. A real big shot in the candy business! Never complains! And so cute and fluffy - you never saw such a pink nose! What can I say? Even as a kid he was always coloring the eggs..."
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"Who made him Kind of the Easter Parade?"
"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"
"Oy! How many times have I told him not to leave his clothes on the floor?!"
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Annual White House Easter Egg Roll Contest