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How to save money on geriatric care?
Surgeons cut apart the health budget with an axe.
'We said we'd protect the NHS from 'cuts' we didn't say we wouldn't stab it in the back!'
'Amazing, we withdrew his normal prescription of constant change and interference and he seems to have recovered completely.'
"Since the latest health cuts, business has been booming!"
'This is their plan to make up for slashing health benefits.'
'How are this morning, briefly?'
"I'm afraid we couldn't afford an artificial so we transplanted yours with a can of peaches."