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'According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.'
'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'
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"They suspect foul play."
Tags:foul play, murder, murders, crimes, coffin, coffins, obvious, smother, smothered, strangle, asphyxiate, strangled, strangles, smothers, pillow, pillows, funeral, funerals, funeral parlor, mourning, mourners, mourner, suspect, crimes, criminal, death, deaths, die, died, dying, suspicious death, suspicious deaths
'Are you sure this is the way to take blood pressure?'
"The jury will love this."
Well, if you're innocent, the strangler must still be out there. And if that's the case, we're probably safer in here.
"It looks like a choke collar did him in."
It's definitely a 'hands-on' style of leadership.
'The restraints are for your own protection, Mr.Norris. We're concerned that if you rung the nurses station once more, they'll strangle you.'
'... Yeah, now I'm starting to feel it, too. ... Sort of a tightness in my neck...'
'Apparently it has anti-cheating software installed.'
'Get me two new officers to play good cop bad cop.'
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Ultimate sibling rivalry.
Tags:sibling, siblings, brother, brothers, sisters, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, wrestle, wrestles, wrestling, wrestler, wrestlers, rival, rivals, rivalry, rivalries, foe, foes, strangle, strangles, strangling, strangled, ufc, ultimate fighting championship, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
The kitsch of Death.
Tags:grim, reaper, reapers, flamingo, flamingoes, bird, birds, rope, ropes, noose, nooses, kill, kills, killing, hang, hangs, hanging, execution, executioning, executioner, executioners, bone, bones, skull, skulls, kitsch, hung, strangle, strangles, strangled, neck, necks, sythe, sythes, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Didn't I say we should have bought a cordless?"
"That's fine, just take out the part where the chief executive had me by the throat."
'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'
Woman with sore throat.
Why the Nazis are too stupid to even walk the dog...
'We've discovered why you're always short of breath. Your bandages are too tight.'
'Tony, what do you do with all this piano wire?'
'Where you will be hanged until 'deadish'.'
'It's definitely a 'hands-on' style of leadership.'
Man phoning for help whilst being strangled by a plant.