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'It's not that Ted was a bad guy, he was just all out of 5's.'
"This place would be so bucolic without you."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, squirrel, squirrels, rodent, rodents, place, places, bucolic, pastoral, rural, country, relationship, relationships, friendship, marriage, marriages, married life, friend, friends, mate, mates, husband, husbands, wife, wives, couple, couples, spouse, spouses
'We were in the right place at the right time, but unfortunately, we were in the wrong time zone.'
'Get out in the marketplace Merridew - hunt and gather man.'
Betting the Farm.
"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."
Tapeworm: 'ARRGH! RUN for it LENNY! IT'S an ENEMA!!'
"Whoever said 'There's a time and place for everything' never saw this closet."
'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm
"You're in my spot!"
'Hey - nice place!'
"I'm not discriminating against you Mr. Harris, merely pointing out that the job requires some heavy lifting and you are unfeasably tiny."
Winners of the math contest for Dyscalculics
Tags:dyscalculia, dyscalculic, dyslexic, dyslexia, maths, math, arithmetic, contest, winners, competition, trophy, winning, victory, first, second, third, place, stand, prize, award, success, number, reward, rewarding effort, difficulty, disorder, silly, math competition, math competitions, maths competition, maths competitions
'This isn't working, No one remembers where they hid their eggs,'
"State your name, age, place of residence, and natural hair color."
"It is my place!"
State your name, age, place of residence, and raison d'Ãªtre."
"Well, it's not the crawling through dark and dirty places that freaks me out: it's the cobwebs..."
'So what if Tex is sitting on your log? Pick out a new one!'
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, place, places, log, logs, tree, trees, owner, owners, ownership, ownerships, replace, replaces, replacing, replaced, unhappy, annoy, annoys, annoyed, annoyance, annoyances, anger, angry, angers, frustrate, frustrates, steal, steals, stealing, seat, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"You're in trouble now.You just threw that lightening bolt in the same place as the last one!"
The stars are beneath your feet as well as above your head
Tags:stars, sky, space, outer space, star, planets, cosmologist, cosmologists, cosmology, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, stargazer, stargazers, star gazer, star gazers, earth, planet, world, universe, place, cosmos, cosmic, aphorism, heaven, heavens, philosophy, philosophical, spiritual, wise, saying, sayings, humanity, astronomy
'... excuse me... coming through... sorry... pardon me... whoa! That's not my seat -- I'm in the next row!'
Tags:rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros, rhinoceroses, cinema, cinemas, film, films, movie, movies, crush, crushes, crushed, crushing, flatten, flattens, flattened, seating plan, seating plans, reserve, reserved, reserves, reservation, reservations, place, places, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Tom, Roscoe has been with me for nine years. You have been with me only two years. When the sad day comes that Roscoe passes on, THEN you can move to this end of the bed.'
Tags:dog, dogs, husband, husbands, wife, wives, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, sleeper, sleepers, priority, priorities, bed, beds, place, places, placing, placement, foot, feet, awkward, end, ends, pet, pets, canine, canines, pass on, passes on, die, dies, died, favourite, favourites, loyal, loyalty, close to home
The future was a frightening place for Ahab.
Tags:future, futures, futuristic, old, fashion, fashioned, tire, tyre, tires, tyres, coffee, frighten, frightening, frightens, scare, scares, scared, strange, weird, unusual, harpoon, harpoons, spear, spears, peg, pegs, leg, leg, place, places, location, locations, round, wheel, wheels, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater