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"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"
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Kid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"
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"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."
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"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."
SCHOOL OF YOGA, YOU MUST LEVITATE THIS HIGH TO ENTER
"I don't get it."
Ill next Thursday
"No, I refuse to guess."
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"There'd better be some questions. I made up half that esoteric-sounding financial jargon."
Party with speech bubbles.
'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'
'I'm afraid you have called the wrong number.' (he has one of those old-fashioned phones with a rotary dials)
Big Surprise (vending machine)
Perspective mix up
Snail Sees a Speed Limit of 65
'What? I don't see anything.'
Out of order, out of order.
Out of Order (numbers out of order)
'...In other news: Bolts of lightning, printed narratives and rectangles have been spotted shooting out of T.V.s across the nation...'
Caution Slippery When Wet
And Found (lost and found)
Chicken and the egg, lets see who comes first.
Empty Room with a Ladder and a Sign Saying 'More Upstairs'.
'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)