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"Don't be so chintzy with the life line!"
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palmistry, palm reading, palm read, hand read, hand reading, palm-reading, palm-read, hand, hands, palm, palms, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, seer, palm reader, palmreader, palm-reader, psychic, esoteric, esoterically, mystic, mystically, mysticism, mystical, wicca, wiccan, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies, sarcastic, sarcasm, modern life, modern, occult, crone, crones, old crone, window painter, window painting, window, windows, storefront, store front, chintzy, chintz, ironic, ironyKid Reads "The Little Tibetan Book Of The Dead"
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writer, writers, novel, novella, novels, novel writing, poem, poet, poetry, poets, poetic, literature, literary, word play, play on words, ironic, irony, author, authors, authored, book, books, book lover, writing, should be writing, you should be writing, manuscript, artistic, artist, artists, art, arts, culture, cultured, writer's block, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worms, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, tibet, tibetan, esoteric, spirit, spiritual, occult, kid, kids, curious, child, childhood, childish, dead, death, dying, died, dies, grizzly, grim, spirituality, ghost, ghosts, haunt, haunted, haunting, curse, cursed, curses, precociousYour Palm
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palmistry, palm reading, palm read, hand read, hand reading, palm-reading, palm-read, hand, hands, palm, palms, fortune, fortunes, fortune teller, fortune tellers, seer, palm reader, palmreader, palm-reader, psychic, esoteric, esoterically, mystic, mystically, mysticism, mystical, wicca, wiccan, spoof, spoofs, parody, parodied, parodies, sarcastic, sarcasm, modern life, modern, priorities, priority"I'm always tempted by the more esoteric flavors- if only out of pity."
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ice cream, ice-cream, ice cream parlor, ice cream parlors, ice cream parlour, ice cream parlours, ice cream shop, ice cream shops, flavors, flavours, ice cream flavors, ice cream flavours, strange flavors, unusual flavors, pity, sympathy, weird flavors, esoteric, niche, niche market, niche markets, unpopular, unpopular flavors, ice cream stand, ice cream stands"I'm afraid pretty much every esoteric company name is taken so we're left with 'Mugwump', 'Grungydink' or 'Buh'."
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afraid, business name, business names, company name, company names, names, naming, brands, branding, esoteric, company, name, taken, high, tech, hi-tech, meeting, brand, corporations, trademarks, corporate, corporation, work, career, trademark, logo"No, I refuse to guess."
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introvert, introverts, introverted, esoteric, kid, kids, child, childhood, boy, boys, precocious, precociousness, growing up, guess what, rhetorical, rhetorical question, rhetorical questions, rude, rudeness, refuse, refusal, guess, guessing, nerd, nerds, geek, geeks, guessing game, guessing games"There'd better be some questions. I made up half that esoteric-sounding financial jargon."
'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'
'I'm afraid you have called the wrong number.' (he has one of those old-fashioned phones with a rotary dials)
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, six, wrong number, wrong numbers, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, number, numbers, call, calls, calling, called, pun, puns, esoteric, strange, surreal, surrealism, surrealist, mistake, mistakes, old, phone number, phone numbers, headless, monster, monstersPerspective mix up
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perspective, perspectives, large, huge, giant, small, tiny, little, captionless, esoteric, inexplicable, strange, silly, up close, faraway, door, doors, apartments, apartment, apartment building, apartment buildings, odd, weird, apartment doors, apartment door, mix, mixed, mix upOut of Order (numbers out of order)
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out of order, sign, signs, elevator, elevators, lift, lifts, repairs, repair, repairing, maintenance, out of order sign, out of order signs, break downs, broken down, broke, broken, numbers, numeral, sequential, sequential order, order, orders, esoteric, literally, literal, doors'...In other news: Bolts of lightning, printed narratives and rectangles have been spotted shooting out of T.V.s across the nation...'
And Found (lost and found)
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lost and found, lost and founds, lost property, lost properties, clichés, cliché, clichéd, irony, ironic, surreal, surrealism, missing letter, missing letters, esoteric, strange, missing, odd, losing, weird, silly, sign, signsChicken and the egg, lets see who comes first.
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what came first, philosophy, causality dilemmas, chicken, egg, chickens, eggs, race, races, racing, cars, car, racer, racers, drag racing, sport, sports, starting line, esoteric, adage, adages, saying, sayings, proverb, proverbs, truism, truisms, expressions, expression'What happened?!? That idiot cartoonist spilled coffee all over me, that's what!' (cartoon about cartooning)