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A panda waiting for bamboo juice
"If you pay enough, they'll let you swim with whatever animal you want."
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"I fear there are only so many bamboo metaphors the average reader can tolerate."
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'We can't stay here, and your father has connections in China.'
"Say, we pandas are cute!"
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'Two black eyes. Solitary. Lethargic. Definitely in the DSM-V.'
"Hi! .... I've been asked to introduce myself. I'm Todd ... from the Denver Zoo."
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'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'
"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."
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"Your mascara is running."
"I don't know, we never want to mate, we only eat one thing...what're we, trying to go extinct?"
"I felt endangered."
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"Well, this is getting us exactly nowhere."
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'The keepers will be in soon - we better get back to the straw and bamboo.'
"Stop sending him to the copier. You know how hard it is for him to reproduce."
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Due to budget cuts the zoo can only show animals in black and white.
'See what happens when you feed the bears.'
'These business meetings are like panda matings...The expectations are always high, but the results are usually disappointing.'
Chinese Panda Bear: 'It hurts!'
Don't you just hate having to be cute all the time.
Save me versus Feed me.
"It's not the captivity – I'm just not sure if I'm ready to have kids."
'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'
"Look, you always hated the wicker furniture and bamboo is scarce, so consider it a win-win."