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"Leon, you are a millennial Odyssey."
"Fetch is not selling out."
Tags:sellout, sellouts, sell out, sell outs, selling out, fetch, fetches, fetching, play fetch, playing fetch, dog, dogs, younger generation, younger generations, rebellion, rebellions, rebel, rebels, rebelling, teen, teens, teenager, teen-ager, teen-agers, adolescent, accusation, accuse, accuses, accusing, defensive, defensiveness
"Why should I grow leaves if they're just going to fall back off?"
Tags:teen, teenager, teens, teen-ager, teen-agers, adolescent, adolescence, rebellion, rebel, rebels, leaf, leaves, parent, parenting, parents, raise, raising, angst, angsty, tree, trees, shed leaves, pointless, useless, rebelled, complain, complaining, complains, personified, personify, personification, child, children, kid, kids
Pubescents in Space.
Tags:generation, generations, millennial, millennials, generation gap, unimpressed, bored, boring, bore, bores, boring, stereotype, stereotypes, pubescent, prepubescent, teenager, teen-ager, teens, teen, teen-agers, high school, high-school, high schoolers, kids, kid, children, child, behaviour, behavior, unappreciative
'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'
Tags:mimes, mime, mime artist, mime artists, miming, theatre, theater, teen, teens, teenager, teenage years, teen-ager, teen-agers, good teenager, bad teenager, adolescent, acting out, bad behaviour, misbehave, misbehaving, exams, exam, exam time, sats, sat, gcses, gcse, crimes, test, tests, study, studying, theft, theif, steal, stealing, hubcaps, car theft, automobile theft, contrast, contrasting
Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men - Kim Hubbardf
"Marilyn Johnson does so like me! She's even got a pet name for me...she calls me a dweeb!"
"My parents are okay too, I suppose. I just wish they weren't so...parenting!"
"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."
Tags:success, successful, ambition, ambitions, ambitious, teenager, teen-ager, teen-agers, teen, teens, lazy, laziness, layabout, wealth, wealthy, ruined life, couch potato, couch potatoes, dream, dreams, dreamer, modern life, modern attitudes, modern times, student, students, college student, layabouts, celebrity, celebrities, fame, famous, famous people, going off the rails, career, careers, ruined careers, rich, riches
The Incredible Skulk
Tags:incredible, skulk, skulks, skulking, skulker, skulkers, sulk, sulks, sulking, sulker, sulkers, transform, transforming, transforms, shapeshift, shapeshifter, shapeshifters, shapeshifting, shape shift, shape shifter, shape shifting, shape shifters, metamorphosis, slouch, slouches, sloucher, slouchers, slouching, slump, slumps, slumping, bad posture, stand up straight, teenage, teenager, teen-age, teen-ager, teen-agers, adolescent
"Trump is giving adolescent boys a bad name."
A boy and his spin patrol.
Tags:teenager, teen-agers, teenage, teen-age, child, children, kid, kids, spin, spinning, spin doctor, spin-doctor, spin doctors, spin-doctors, spokesperson, media, spin patrol, optimistic, do no wrong, arrogant, excuse, excuses, excused, helicopter parents, helicopter parent, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, deluded, delude
"Emily! Your cup runneth over!"
Poplar trees. Not very poplar trees.
"For my birthday, my parents are giving me a driverless car that's always home by 10."
Tags:driverless car, driverless cars, autonomous vehicle, autonomous vehicles, autonomous, driverless, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, teen, teens, teenager, teen-ager, teen-agers, teenaged, driver, drivers, driving, gift, gifts, present, presents, birthday, birthdays, high school, high schools, high schooler, high schoolers
"Someday we'll look back on this time in our lives and think, Man, we were high."
Tags:teen-agers, teens, teen, teenage, teen-age, teenager, teen-ager, high, highs, pot, weed, smoke, smoking, marijuana, edible, edibles, deep, not deep, profound, failed, remember, remembering, reminisce, reminiscing, reminisced, look back, looking back, youth, youthful, drug, ganja, unprofound, mild, superficial
"Once we wean them off their obsession with looking at their phones, we'll release them back into the wild."
Tags:phone, phones, addict, addicts, addiction, addictions, teen, teens, teenager, teen-ager, teen-agers, millennial, millennials, release, releases, releasing, wean, weans, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, cell phone, cell phones, mobile, mobiles, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, detox, detoxification, detoxify, detoxifies, intervention, interventions, intervene, intervenes
"It's a participation trophy for interacting with my family for 5 minutes without looking at my phone."
Tags:teens, teen, teenager, boys, teen-age, teen-ager, teen-agers, phones, phone, cell phones, cell phone, mobile phones, mobile phone, mobile, mobiles, participation trophy, participation trophies, family, sociable, interact, interaction, millennial, millennials, millennial generation, millennial generations, interaction, interactions, personal interaction, personal interactions, distraction, distractions, distracted
"I loved the way he used to play fireman, and it seems like yesterday when he was taking his toy panda to school...but the thing I miss most is that he used to talk to me."
Tags:father, fathers, dad, dads, son, sons, offspring, adolescent, teen, teens, teenager, teen-ager, teen-agers, adolescence, reminisce, reminisces, reminiscing, nostalgia, nostalgic, ignore, ignores, ignoring, parent, parents, parenting, aloof, talk, talks, chat, chats, chatting, talkative, morose, sulk, sulks, sulky, sulking
"And this is my oldest son I was telling you about. The one that eats like a horse."
Tags:eats like a horse, expression, expressions, literal, literally, saying, sayings, idiom, idioms, feed bag, feed bags, horse, horses, table manners, manners, teenager, teen-ager, teen-agers, teenage, appetite, appetites, teen appetite, teen diet, teen diets, food trough, food troughs, glutton, gluttony, gluttons
"Our little Timmy is growing up! He's recycling the mistletoe for Valentine's Day!"
"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."
Tags:responsibility, responsible, lesson, lessons, parent, parents, parenting, parental, teacher, teachers, teaching, learn, learns, teenager, teenage, defiant, defiance, teen-age, teen-ager, teen-agers, teen-age, learnt, learned, car, cars, automobiles, automobile, gift, gifts, present, presents, graduation, graduate, graduates, graduation gift, graduation gifts
"No luck on the child, but I got in touch with my inner TEENAGER."
Tags:inner child, inner children, teen, teens, teenager, get in touch, getting in touch, teen-ager, teen-agers, teen-age, shrink, shrinks, therapist, therapists, therapy, cbt, cognitive behavioural therapy, cognitive behavioral therapy, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, analysis, psychoanalysis, analyst, analysts
"You've got to realise they are in their forties and know nothin' about the real world."
"Me, I don't have problems with my teenage daughter going out at night: thank goodness for the roosting instinct..."
Tags:teenage, teenager, teen-age, teen-ager, teen-agers, going out at night, go out at night, goes out at night, night owl, night owls, daughter, daughters, out all night, roost, roosts, roosting, instinct, instincts, instinctive behavior, instinctive behaviors, instinctive behaviour, instinctive behaviours, chicken, chickens, staying out, out late