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'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'
'Mrs. Cranley! You need to sign this HIPAA privacy form before the doctor can look at those warts on your stomach!'
'It's the most effective appetite suppressant available,'
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"Stop tensing your abdominals!"
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"I'm so nervous! I feel like you're all in my stomach."
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'Flat head, bolts in my neck,... I think at least you owe me a free tummy tuck.'
'It's really tough to read. You're going to have to just go with your gut, Steve.'
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'Last night I dreamed that I had six-pack abs... Then I woke up screaming.'
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It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.
"The ultrasound say it's a keg of Bud Light."
"My tummy says it's time for lunch."
"We plead insanity, You Honor, due to a severe Multiple Personality Disorder."
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Amusing patients: Jingle Bells stomach tune
'Your back went out because your front went out.'
"My parents hate it."
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'Ok, I'll be your spokes person just rub my tummy and it's a deal!'
You give me butterflies
'Believe me, pal...the magic's gone when she no longer scratches that part of your tummy that makes your leg kick up and down.'
'What do you mean you're whale watching?'
"My comfort food upset me."
'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'
"That's the fifth time this year your metabolism has changed."
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How To Flatten Your Tummy
'I've tried every weight-loss product on the market. Then one day, I chucked them all and bought this shirt.'
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