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"Congratulations! It's a Beanie Baby."
Tags:waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, waiting area, waiting areas, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, obstetrician, obstetricians, ob/gyn, medicine, medical, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, born, childbirth, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, new parent, new parents, parenthood, parenting, father, pregnancy, fathers, fatherhood, new father, new fathers, dad, dad, new dad, new dads, congratulations, good news, toy, toys, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, soft toy, soft toys, fad, fads, trend, trends, trendy
"Looks like somebody's having a fight with her little boyfriend."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, daughter, daughters, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, imaginary, imagination, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, toy, toys, doll, dolls, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationships problems, kitchen, kitchens, stove, stoves, stove top, stove tops, toy kitchen, toy kitchens, boil, boiling, boil alive, boiling alive, play, playing, pretend, pretending
"What's the right age to tell him he's stuffed?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, girl, girls, toy, toys, play, playing, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, stuffy, stuffie, stuffies, bunny, bunnies, rabbit, rabbits, tea set, high chair, high chairs, age, ages, appropriate age, news, identity, personal identity, development, truth, stuffed, tell, telling, make-believe, pretend, realistic, modern life
"Moose told Dog, and Dog told Frog, and Frog told Kitty, and Kitty told me."
"I was just wondering, Mr. Parker, when you planned to come by and pick up Mrs. Parker?"
Tags:bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, revenge, getting revenge, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, taxidermy, taxidermist, taxidermists, preservation, murder, murderers, murderer, murder, mummification, unsettled, unsettling, disturbed, disturbing
"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."
Tags:teddy, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, toy, toys, doctor, doctors, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, stitches, dissolving stitches
"And thus the hunters become the hunted."
Tags:hunter, hunters, hunting, hunted, bear, bears, animal, animals, stuffed bear, stuffed bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, teddy bear, teddy bears, doll, dolls, humans, people, arcade, arcades, arcade game, arcade games, game, games, claw crane, claw cranes, toy crane, toy cranes, skill crane, skill cranes, mechanical arm, mechanical arms, claw, claws, mechanical claw, mechanical claws, crane, cranes, claw game, claw games, crane game, crane games, ufo catcher, ufo catchers, revenge, vengeance, role reversal, role-reversal, swapping roles, changing places
"I lost everything in the Beanie Baby crash of '99."
Tags:money, finances, investor, investors, investing, investment, investments, bad investment, bad investments, economy, financial crisis, crash, stock market, stock markets, stock market crash, stock market crashes, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, toy, toys, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, plush toy, plush toys, financial troubles, the 90's, the nineties, losing it all, losing everything, money troubles
"You left this on our ship."
Tags:alien, aliens, martian, martians, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, science fiction, sci-fi, spaceship, spaceships, flying saucer, fly saucers, ufo, ufos, u.f.o., u.f.o.s, unidentified flying object, unidentified flying objects, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuff animals, stuffie, stuffy, stuffies, abduction, abductions, lost item, lost items, left behind, forgot, forgotten
"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."
Tags:kid, kids, children, child, elementary, school, schools, education, educated, educate, teacher, teachers, teaching, teach, learn, learner, learners, learning, book report, book reports, presentation, presentations, primary, class, classes, toy, toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, plush toy, plush toys, review, toy reviews, book, books, read, reading, reader, readers
"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."
Tags:child, chidren, daughter, daughters, son, sons, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, toy, toys, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, childrens toy, childrens toys, teddy, teddies, teddy bear, teddy bears, bear, bears, bear attack, bear attacks, disembowelled, disembowel, disembowels, torn to pieces, tear to pieces, dark humour, dark humor
"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."
Tags:party, parties, date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships, pet name, pet names, girlfriends, boyfriend, boyfriends, wedding, weddings, reception, receptions, fancy, fancy party, fancy parties, teddy bear, teddy bears, animal, animals, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, introductions, introduce, introduction, escort, escorts
"The fact is I don't know a single damn story about any of them. I just rent the place furnished."
"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"
Tags:literature, literary, childhood, toy, toys, film, films, movie, movies, book, books, children, child, kid, kids, unprofessional, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling
"He's my enabler."
"Who said that?"
"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
Tags:history, historical, medieval, renaissance, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, men, man, combat, battle, battles, fighting, renaissance fair, renaissance fairs, renaissance faire, renaissance faires, renaissance festival, renaissance festivals, fair, fairs, festival, festivals, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, toy, toys, doll, dolls, prize, prizes, game, games, winner, winners, winning, winning prizes, wish, wishes, wishing, useless talent, useless skill
"They're all made from soy."
"I have to get up for mine 3 or 4 times a night!"
Tags:baby, babies, infant, infants, infancy, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, plush toy, plush toys, plush doll, plush dolls, stuffed doll, stuffed dolls, personify, personification, wake up, wakes up, waking up, feeding time, feeding times, fuss, fusses, fussing, scream, screams, screaming, complaint, complaints, complaint session, complaint sessions
"I thought I'd go slowly - maybe start with a few stuffed animals in the corner."
Tags:stuffed animal, stuffed animals, interior decorator, interior decorators, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, start slowly, starting slowly, slow start, slow starts, design, designs, redecorate, decoration, decorations, home, child's room, children's rooms, bedroom, bedrooms
Tags:teddy bear, teddy bears, plush doll, plush dolls, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, companion, companions, hug, hugs, hugging, hugger, huggers, beg, begs, begging, begger, beggers, beggar, beggars, panhandle, panhandles, panhandler, panhandlers, cuddle, cuddles, cuddling, cuddler, cuddlers, need, needs, needy, human contact, big city, big cities, lonely, loneliness, isolate, isolated, isolation, no man is and island
'I can't eat anything, I'm stuffed.'
"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."
Sock monkey holding onto sock