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'Hey kid, what are you in for?'
"I know it's just a political buzzword, but the idea of change really resonates with me."
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"I tried living in the past... but there was nothing there!"
'Don't worry - one day we'll get our own back when we put them in a nursing home.'
After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.
'She's in training.'
'I wonder which dopey voice he's going to use this time.'
"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."
'Wow, and I thought my mum and dad piled on the middle-class pressure.'
"Sometimes in my life I feel it's time for a change."
Mum sitting in play pen while kids run riot.
'Here, I made you a mudpie with a file in it.'
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"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."
Playpen escape hatch.
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"Sippy cup holders!"
"The zoo was better."
"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"
"The first of many cubicles..."
Question: if left up to natural selection which one of these two would be more likely to survive?
Baby escaped crib with saw.
Playerpen - 'Naptime already?'