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"Not so fast, Mr. Hodges."
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"We're here, Harry."
"Let's see him get out of this sonata."
Escaping the Office
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"I haven't been in a playpen yet that could hold me."
"Only one guy ever escaped from me before I could get him into the finance office. A guy by the name of Houdini."
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"And for my next act I will escape from a galvanized-iron can ﬁlled with water and secured by massive locks."
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'I swear, Mrs. Houdini, I saw your baby in there just a minute ago!'
"Next, I will attempt to escape a sentence that begins 'I'm not a racist, but...'"
"IF you wanted to leave, why didn't you just say so?"
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"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."
The Amazing Bill would often get himself arrested out of sheer boredom.
"I don't understand it nurse...the baby has simply vanished!"
"And this is my great-uncle Harold...he was a famous escape artist!"
"Well he was there a minute ago!"
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'Tonight the world famous escape artist faces his greatest challenge yet: a contraption designed by toy packaging engineers.'
"Ignore Mister Sooky over there...he's just upset that I wouldn't let him go to the put."
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"And this is our budgie, 'Houdini'."
H. Houdini's house (key under doormat).
"I suspect that you faked this burglary...Mr Houdini!"