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"I'm not going to shoot the messenger, but I'm also not going to renew his grant."
"By god, gentlemen, I believe we've found it - the Fountain of Funding!"
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funding, explorer, explorers, exploration, explorations, funding source, funding grant, funding grants, grant application, grant applications, fundraising, academic, research project, research projects, budget, budgets, research funding, researcher, researchers, adventurer, adventurers, adventuring'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'
"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."
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kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, academic, academics, professor, professors, grant, grants, grant proposal, grant proposals, research funding, funding, money, investment, investments, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, non-profit, non-profits, broken promise, broken promises, busy, proposal, proposals, application, applications, applying, finances"I got the grant! I'm researching whether money can buy happiness."
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research funding, research grant, research grants, research funds, research project, research projects, money can't buy happiness, vacation, vacations, wealth, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, holiday, holidays, happy, happiness, wealthy, rich, riches, wealth inequality, income inequality, economic inequality"Hurry up with more eleventh dimension funding!"
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dimension, dimensions, 11th dimension, eleventh dimension, scientist, scientists, grant, grants, research fund, research funds, research funding, research grant, research grants, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, scientific breakthrough, scientific breakthroughs, superstring theory, super string theory, physics, physicist, physicistsScientists chained to the floor
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scientist, scientists, chemist, chemists, chained down, chains, in chains, prisoner, prisoners, restricted, restriction, restrictions, research, scientific research, experiment, experiments, scientific experiment, scientific experiments, funding, research funding, research grant, research grants, scientific grant, scientific grants, climate science, climate scientist, climate scientists"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"
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grant, grants, small grant, research grant, research grants, study grant, study grants, student, students, scientist, scientists, historian, historians, researcher, researchers, congratulations, over the top, celebrations, celebrating, no money, funding, research funding, poor, intellectual, intellectuals, academia'The night before Christmas and there goes my last chance of getting research funding.'
'Keep this to yourself, Henderson, this will fund our research for the next ten years!'
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scientist, scientists, funding, research funding, money tree, money trees, research, funds, money, labs, financing, genetics, grants, discovery, white coats, cloning, dna, methods, miroscopes, equipment, studing, publishing, genome project"Don't laugh. He's found grants like that before."
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scientific research, medical research, science, testing, test, tests, experiment, experiments, research, researcher, researchers, scientist, scientists, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, academic, academics, academia, grant, grants, research funding, funding, money, finances, investment, investments, superstition, superstitious, diving rod, diving rods, dowsing rod, dowsing rods, dowsing, divining, divination, pseudoscience"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."
"You've heard of the government paying farmers not to farm; they pay us not to do research."
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research, researcher, researchers, laboratories, lab, labs, scientists, experiment, experiments, scientific breakthrough, scientific breakthroughs, scientific discovery, research funding, science funding, research grand, research grants, farming grant, farming grants, laboratory, scientist, government, payment, farming, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, agriculture grants, agricultural grants"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"
"I'm not sure... better kill another 100 so we can research that."
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whales, whale, whaler, whalers, whaling, japanese cuisine, japanese food, researcher, researchers, endangered species, endangered animals, animal rights, conservationist, conservationists, research project, research projects, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, research funding, south pacific, se, oceans'Oh no, we've had our funding withdrawn...no more human abductions.'
',,,and if your symptoms disappear within three days, I'll get a large grant.'
'Another unsolved problem - where the money come from to run this place.'
'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'
'So... cutting my funding, eh? Well, I've got a pair of mutant fists that say otherwise!'
Sherlock Holmes gets back at Professor Moriarty through reduced research funding.