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Mr. Science Times
Tags:soothsayer, apocalypse, apocalypses, cosmology, cosmologist, armageddon, armageddons, rapture, raptures, the end is nigh, predict, prediction, predictions, sign, signs, street preacher, street preachers, prophet, prophets, sciences, scientist, scientists, the end, end of the world, apocalyptic, realistic, reality, literal
The Origins of Everything
Tags:science, scientist, scientists, physics, physicist, physicists, cooking, cooked, doughnut theory, donut theory, souffle, souffles, cook, faux pas, big bang, universe, string theory, cosmology, cosmologist, cosmologists, origin, big bangs, big bang theory, theory, theories, sciences, teacher, teachers, taught, theatre, theater, despair, eternal, existential
Ned and Bobby Tilson discover a dwarf planet in their attic.
Tags:planet, planets, new planet, new planets, dwarf, dwarfs, dwarf planet, dwarf planets, small planet, small planets, discover, discovers, discovery, discoveries, astronomy, astronomers, attic, attics, store, storage, find, finds, finding, unexpected, hidden, scientific, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, cosmology, cosmologist, cosmologists
Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe
Tags:homemaker, homemakers, homemaking, lifestyle, lifestyles, lifestyle guru, lifestyle gurus, martha stewart, party planner, party planners, party planning, cater, caters, catering, universe, galaxy, galaxies, solar system, solar systems, space, space exploration, astronomy, astronomer, astronomers, cosmologist, cosmologists, cosmology, celebrity, celebrities, television personality, television personalities
"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"
Tags:neptune, pretend, pretends, pretending, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, game, games, childish, childishness, professor, professors, teacher, teachers, cosmology, cosmologist, cosmologists, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, planet, planets, immature, immaturity, play pretend, plays pretend, unwind, unwinds, kick back, kicks back, kicking back, hobby, hobbies, silly, silliness, being silly, expert, experts, scientist, scientists
"I see here that the universe is now thought to be full of inexplicably dense clumps."
'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'
"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"
"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"
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"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."
"David believes in multiple universes—all of them lousy."
Tags:parallel universe, parallel universes, multiverse, the multiverse, multiple universes, multiverse theory, physics, cosmology, space, alternate universe, alternate universes, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, pessimism, grouch, grouchy, grouches, grump, grumpy, kill joy, kill joys, kill-joy, kill-joys, party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, cosmic bruise
"Still, you've got to admire them for trying."
Tags:alien, aliens, extra terrestrial, extra terrestrials, extraterrestrials, extraterrestrial, martian, martians, mock, mocking, laugh, laughing, space technologies, space technology, probe, probes, space probe, space probes, satellite, satellites, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, cosmologist, cosmologists, cosmology, space engineering, space engineers, space engineer, superior, superior technology, superior technologies, belittle, belittling
Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.
Geologic Time Heals All Wounds.
Tags:time heals all wounds, adage, adages, earth, moon, greenhouse, greenhouse effect, carbon emissions, environmentalist, environmentalists, climate change, human, humans, humankind, humanity, environment, environmental activists, extinct, extinction, time, geology, geologic, geologic time, cosmos, cosmology, universe, planet, planets, solar system, health, heal, healing, ill, illness
The Cosmology of Timmy
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"Are there space-babes?"
"Not only is it a planet the same size as earth but is has plenty of parking."
Tags:scientist, scientists, research, researcher, researchers, parking, parking space, parking spaces, parking problem, parking problems, planet, planets, space, space research, space researcher, space researchers, astronomy, astronomist, astronomists, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, astrophysics, cosmology, cosmologist, cosmologists, astrologer, astrologers, driving, driver, drivers, car, cars, auto, autps, automobile, automobiles
"This song is dedicated to all of you who have been having a hard time deciding between the big bang and steady state theories."
"No one will believe us - it's always the alternate cosmology institutes who come up with alternate universes."
"At this point cosmology leaves off, and folklore kicks in."
"We don't know beans about cosmology. Just say 'God created the heaven and earth', and leave it at that."
"OK then smartypants, if the universe is expanding, how come I still can't find a parking space?"
"You realise, in cosmological years, we're not very old at all."