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'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'
'The night before Christmas and there goes my last chance of getting research funding.'
The children were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads. . . 'Say what?'
Not A Creature Was Steering.
'When what to my wondering eyes should appear but a miniature sleight and eight tiny reindeer!'
"Yes, Santa is smoking a pipe, but I'm sure he's just vaping."
Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house not a creature was stirring, except a mouse ...
Twas the night before Christmas...
'It's the Night Before Christmas, and I drank lots of eggnog, and all through the house I've been puking.'
"So you only get these visions of sugar plums dancing in your head on the night before Christmas?"
"You don't look anything like Father Christmas!..."
"Blech! Skim milk!"
T'was the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder!
"The garbage cans were hung by the chimney with care..."
"T'was the night before Xmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring...except Bert who had a weak bladder."