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"If only I'd thought to take my damn phone with me, I could be getting some work done."
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"I'm sure it's not even filled with helium!"
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"So we're agreed-whoever picks the short straw has to cold-call potential donors and try to raise enough money for some food."
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'I should never have let the moth try steering.'
'Ok lads, this is no laughing matter...!'
"Look! Land! We're saved!"
"Eyes forward, grab the oar, and paddle fast."
"...I have no idea how to make cheese."
'According to this load analysis, we're overweight by one hundred and fifty pounds. Any suggestions?'
During the life boat drill, a man has used his wife's life jacket for his golf clubs.
"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."
Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.
'You know, they say that eating six small meals a day is healthier than eating two or three big meals.'
'And if you say 'Worse things happen at sea' one more time, I'm going to shove this paddle right up your arse!'
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'Ramming speed sailor.'
"Sure, we're taught that we should leave a sinking ship, but, to go where exactly?"
'Maybe if we filter the water through this cloth. . . Not bad. Now let's make one to get rid of the detergents.'
Flood Ready Cows
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'I try to help when I can.'
'Not 'wave.' WAVE!'
'We need to lighten the boat. You're a good team member, aren't you?'
'They say plastic canvas relieves stress. I sure hope this works.'
"But Darling you always wanted to swim with dolphins"