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"When I bought him, I went for craftsmanship. Now I wish I had gone for snuggliness."
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"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."
Tags:child, chidren, daughter, daughters, son, sons, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, toy, toys, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, childrens toy, childrens toys, teddy, teddies, teddy bear, teddy bears, bear, bears, bear attack, bear attacks, disembowelled, disembowel, disembowels, torn to pieces, tear to pieces, dark humour, dark humor
In case of bear market
"It's alive! Alive!!"
Tags:frankenstein, frankenstein's monster, frankensteins monster, parents, parent, parenting, parenthood, child rearing, upbringing, bringing up, childhood, kid, kids, toddler, toddlers, terrible 2s, terrible twos, mad scientist, mad scientist, acting out, bad influences, bad influence, negative influence, negative influences, modern times, modern attiudes, modern life, disturbed, disturbing, disturbed child, disturbed children, teddy, teddies, teddy bear, teddy bears
'I can change! I swear!'
"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."
"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."
"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."
"There's an Officer Ripley inside who sure could use a hug."
Tags:teddy, teddies, teddy bear, teddy bears, soft toy, soft toys, officer, officers, policemen, policeman, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, suicidal, death wish, death wishes, death-wish, death-wishes, ledge, talking down, talk down, talk-down, cuddle, cuddles, hug, hugs, toy, toys, depression, depressed, mental health, mental state
"Nous allons maintenant à Bloomingdale's, n'est-ce pas, pour achêter un tout petit Teddy Bear?"
'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'
'Private schools are really expensive these days - Why don't you home-school him?'
Boy and Bear and Monster
"Your husband's operation was successful and he can now freely move his arms and legs!...You might want to consider having this surgery yourself!"
Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."
Teddy bear for emergency anxiety attacks.
"I said come alone."
"At this age, you're lucky if any of your close friends have been born yet."
'My last relationship was too complicated.'
"Abandon all transitional objects here."
Tags:transitional object, transitional objects, teddy, teddies, teddy bear, teddy bears, comfort blanket, comfort blankets, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, nursery, nurseries, pre kindergarten, pre-kindergarten, pre school, pre-school, toddler, toddlers, infant, infants, play group, play groups, psychology, child psychology
"Teddy can't sleep. He doesn't have any eyelids."
'Might I caution you on suing the defendant for damages...such action is fraught with difficulty, given your 'hand-me-down' status in his family!!'
"Here's another one about Teddy bears."
'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'
'I can't reach the doorknob.'