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'You know, back when I was a kid, all we needed to have fun was an old tin can... that and a really low standard for what was fun.'
'Thanks, kids. . . it's just what Grandpa wanted. . . the new remastered Rolling Stones retrospective.'
'Grandpa is showing us how they sent a text when he was a kid.'
"I found grandpa's old cough!"
"No, Billy, I don't play the horn anymore. I just like to take it out every once and again so's to give an old friend a great big tallywhack on the head!"
"Tell us again about Monet, Grandpa."
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"Hey, Gramps, is 'deathbed' one word or two?"
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"How about one of those sunny old grandpas who make things look honest?"
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"Grandpa's up there somewhere."
"The truth is, Kevin, a long time ago your grandfather hit a triple and thats how we got to third base."
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'Did you ever notice that Grandpa grinds his teeth when he sleeps.'
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"Call this an iceberg? When I was a kid we wouldn't have called this an iceburg!"
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"You should never be embarrased to ask for help, Grandpa."
"Scaling walls is certainly a side effect, but it says nothing about ceilings."
The Final Chapter.
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Lincoln's last heir, like many descendants of great men, wasn't above cashing in on his great-grandfather's fame.
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Home alone: the final chapter
"Well, sir, there was A.T. & T. at 264, Steel dropping by the minute and Wall Street going mad! - You're sure I'm not boring you?"
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Recipes from the Revised Senior Citizen Cookbook
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"Write this down …'Gold' … write this down also, … 'Diamonds'. Now read that back to me."
"Go visit Grandpa's web site."
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'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'
'In my day we didn't 'Delete,' we 'Erased'.'
"Grandpa Windsong, tell us another story from the sixties!"
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Final Round of Biggest Snoozer.