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"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"
"Can you hit the mute button on him? I'm trying to watch TV."
"Sis won't let me into her room unless I have a warrant!"
'Instead of a baby sister, Dear, Daddy and I will give you your choice between kitten or puppy.'
"For someone who doesn't have a job, I sure have a lot of bosses."
'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'
His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.
'Pat-a-cake? -- Sorry, but that part of my life is over.'