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"It won't last – they can't afford each other."
"Oh, my God! You don't have Netflix?"
'Gentlemen, I have every confidence that our merger will prove to be highly compatible and harmonious.'
'It can't last.'
'While my friends all smuggle up with their husbands and children, I receive thanks for another doomed relationship.'
"Love is blind."
"It worries me that you keepreferring to our honeymoon as our 'honeymoon period.'"
"I knew it wouldn't work out when the limo driver turned out to be his mother!"
Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.
Lorraine knew the relationship was doomed, as soon as she saw his toilet.
'It'll never last.'
'It will never work. By the time you pupate, my 24 hours will be long gone.'
'Lets put some magic into marriage. Let's get a divorce and marry someone else.'
"We both know it won't work, Sylvia. Oh, things will be great for a week or two, but the day will come when you realize you're tangled up, once again, wiht another boyfriend from Hell."
"Do you like it? It's a Countdown To The End Of Our Relationship clock."