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"There's a very good chance he's dead."
The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.
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'That's not what it says it does on the tin.'
"Personally, I'd like to hire you, Mike, but the company has some serious concerns about your core competencies!"
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'Let's hear you call me that in front of my brother!'
'Which one is yours?'
'Okay, I'm ready. Go ahead and open the bait container.'
'Though only considered a mere maggot in his youth, Derek rose to greatness becoming King Turdhopper,the most beloved king of 'Turd Mountain.'
'It seems like only yesterday, you were just a slimy little maggot.'
'They just sort of squirm up and down the field. But, hey, at this age, you can't expect the little maggots to fully understand the game of soccer.'
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'But, I'm not fishing. I'm just teaching my pet maggot how to swim.'
"Ooohh...my aching head...'
"That's the 'big apple' son...if you can make it there, you'll make it anywhere!"
'Uh oh... It looks like that darn snake is trying to convince her to eat our apple...'
How to sell healthy food...
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"I left an apple with a big, fat worm in it on the table. Have you seen it?"
The earth as an apple, with a human 'worm'.
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"They're so adorable at that age!"
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'Typical new dad: the kid's still a maggot - barely able to squirm - but Dewey's already brought him a regulation size football.'
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'I used to be into politics, but the stench and decay got to be too much for me.'
The guy just lost custody of his maggots. Says he wants to talk to his wife or he's gonna do something drastic... I don't think he's bluffing, sir.
'Wow! This is fun, I always wanted to go to America!'