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'So. . .why do you want to work for us?'
Good Gnus-Bad Gnus
"Oh no, you couldn't say 'wildebeest'. You had to say this is my friend 'Jerry the gnu'."
"Care to join us? We're going to sweep majestically across the plains."
"Some wildebeest? No, thanks, ... I just had a protein drink."
'Well then... Start spreading the gnus!'
"You'll like it. I had it for lunch."
"Risk investment involves letting go of your safety in numbers addiction!"
And then, on the dusty shores of the Gitche Gumee, the age old question of who would win a fight between a narwhal and a wildebeest was finally answered.
"You've got to hand it to Bernie, he certainly lives life on his own terms, Never wanting to follow the herd, no commitments, no stupid egrets."
Tags:egret, egrets, regrets, regrets, soundalike, soundalikes, freedom, freedoms, not tied down, cattle egrets, wildebeest, herd animal, herd animals, lifestyle choices, loners, independence, rebels, counter culture, herd mentality, cape buffalo, buffalo, philosophy, follower, followers, rebel, rebels, rebellion
Feedback card for lions eating their prey.
"It's the Queen of the Jungle. She wants you to pick up some wildebeest on the way home."
Bull with sign: 'No GNU taxes.'
'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'
"If we make it greener on this side of the river, the wildebeests will cross here..."
Tags:wildebeest, wildebeests, gardener, gardeners, garden, gardens, green fingers, ambush, ambushing, ambusher, ambushers, croc, crocs, crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, gator, gators, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, food-chain, food-chains, wildebeest crossing, wildebeest crossings, food source
"Happy Gnu Year!"
"Good news, the migration has started: The wildebeests are coming!"
"This is worrying Dad: The migrating wildebeest count is really low this year..."
Tags:animal, crocodiles, wildebeests, ccroc, crocs, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food-chain, food source, food sources, population control, population, populations, censuses, crocodile, wildebeest, count, counting, census, statistics, conservationist, conservationists, population level, population levels
"Forget it, he's got a brain the size of a walnut: No point reasoning with him to let us cross..."
'Hi, we're your new management team. We're here to save you!'
"For full "Lion-Protection", you would need to hire at least three of our agents..."
'We're going to be here for a while, so instead of taking time to run down a zebra or wildebeest, let's just order take-out.'
'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'