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'Anyway, to make a long story short, the medical examiner who performed your autopsy was fired.'
"Thankfully, we were able to segue directly into an autopsy."
"There are many questions, of course, that won't be answered till the autopsy."
" . . . the victim was slowly roasted until golden brown and then. . . Oh my gawd! Stuffed with bread and savory herbs and spices!"
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"I'm not sure what's wrong with you. We'll have to wait for the results to come back from the autopsy."
Bored at the City Morgue.
'The good news is your HMO has waived your co-payment on the autopsy.'
"He's one tough cookie. I've never seen anyone bounce back from an autopsy before."
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Pinocchio's autopsy - "Right about here he started cutting gym class."
Professor Tulp meets his match
Cause of death: Just one of those things.
'Why, no, I don't have any nail clippers on me. Just do like I do, and use your teeth.'
"It's a little late for a second opinion - this is the autopsy."
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"Everyone who comes in here has the same condition..a STIFF neck, back, and shoulders...coincidence?"
'Now here, directly beneath the operating room, is our necropsy room.'
Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.
"I'm not sure why my marriage ended. I'm still waiting for the forensic report."
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"Here-in case you ever need a shoulder to cry on."
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Large box of baking soda in the morgue.
"Okay, I'll see what I can do about getting a copy of the autopsy."
"Unfortnuately, we won't know what's wrong with you until we do an autopsy."
Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.