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She collected ceramic pigs. Only one so far, but even that was one too many.
"It was thrilling, yet terrifying. I felt like a diabetic kid in a candy store."
"We can't leave now - we'll miss the spin cycle!"
Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.
'It happened so quick. Luckily, someone caught it and put it on YouTube.'
'Oh, cool - a red squirrel, he thought. I can't believe that this will likely be the highlight of my day.'
"What are you supposed to be this time, Monk?"
'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'
Honky-Tonk Man: Begging for 'change for the ol' Juke box
First dates are the worst. You get all dolled up - and for what?
Meanwhile, back on Blueberry Hill...
"Channel surfing just doesn't thrill me like it used to!"