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Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair
"Congratulations on winning the milking contest."
"I seem to remember you saying you didn't want to attend a county fair because it isn't sophisticated enough."
'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'
'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'
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'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'
The Big Ham.
'I knew she was a kicker.'
'Old Gilbert always likes to ham it up a bit.'
'You weigh 74 Kilogrammes, and the marrow weighs 75 kg!'
"I see something horrible in your future; death... mayhem... EVIL... wait a see, it's just a fingerprint."
"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."