Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'Whenever I complained that my feet were killing me, nobody believed me.'
"There are many questions, of course, that won't be answered till the autopsy."
"Absolutely no dolphins were harmed in our catch of the tuna. Also, no tuna were harmed in the catch of the cod, no cod were harmed in our catch of the flounder..."
'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'
Fish Monger has sign on his wall: Fresh Atlantic Cod While Species Lasts.
Cause of death: Just one of those things.
The one that got away
"We've isolated the gene for batter"
'It appears he was popped.'
"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."
'He died accidentally when the flash light he was in was left on all night.'
'Time of death: Two forty five pm. Cause of death: Surround Sound System.'
"Free medical advice from my cousin's brother in law. What did you die of?"
"There are tomato genes in the cod, spinach genes in the trout, carrot genes in the halibut..."
Tags:fish, fish store, fish stores, seafood, seafood counter, seafood counters, gene, genes, genetic modification, gm food, gm foods, genetically modified food, genetically modified foods, trout, cod, halibut, tomato, spinach, carrot, gene splice, gene splices, gene splicing, seafood lover, seafood lovers
'There aren't plenty more fish in the sea...'
"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"
"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."
'It happened so quick. Luckily, someone caught it and put it on YouTube.'
'Shot twice and left for dead. Not really, but it sounds better than ‘choked on a gummy bear.''
'Whats he saying about British Kippers Mabel? I don't like them, a nice piece of cod now you are talking.'
'Taxed to death. How about you.'
'Cause of death: Acute, sudden dehydration secondary to moisture-wicking undergarments.'
"Sorry I'm late, but it took them a week to determine that I was legally dead."
"I guess you could say this guy was coming and going at the same time."
"On second thought, the swordfish isn't that good, how 'bout some cod?"