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"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"
Tags:penguin, penguins, strange, strange imagery, account, accounts, businessmen, business man, absurd, absurdity, ice, fish, luxuries, personal use, personal, reprimand, reprimanded, reprimanding, what do you expect, need, needs, want, wants, spend, spending, spent, outgoing, outgoings, department, departmental, departmental plan, plan, plans, planning, accounting, warning, warnings, management, upper management, office politics, rule, rules, necessities, access, accessibility, access needs, access requirements
A hangman's noose is made wheelchair accessible.
Tags:handicapped, wheelchair access, regulation, regulations, regulate, regulates, regulated, accessible, accessibility, access, politically correct, political correctness, noose, nooses, hang, hangs, hanging, hangman, hangmen, disability act, disability acts, ramp, ramps, wheelchair ramp, wheelchair ramps
"It's not the ticket I'm worried about."
Tags:parking, parked, park, carpark, car park, lot, parking lot, parking lots, disabled, disabled parking, badge holder, badge holders, badge, accessible, accessibility, access, access needs, use what you need, car, cars, ticket, tickets, parking ticket, parking tickets, gun, guns, allowed, allow, allow it, allowing it, restricted, restricting, manners, courtesy, courteous
'We've had complaints about your sensory garden for the blind.'
Walk-in Clinic and Climb up Clinic.
Tags:walk-in clinics, walk-in clinic, walk in clinic, walk in clinics, doctors office, disabled access, doctor's office, health, seniors, senior, citizen, citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, accessibility, accessibility standards, handicap, disabilities, aging, limited mobility, ramps, easy access, building codes, climbing, rope climbing, inaccessible
Government of The People, By the People, For the People
"Your call is important to us - but not important enough...."
Hermes takes an elevator to meet Zeus while wingless citizens attempt to fly up.
"You've got him. Edward the Accessible at your service."
RSI Sufferers Web Page - Click Here 100 Times to Enter
"He's fond of saying his dorr is always open, but he's seldom ever there."
"...He said he was going to make his sermons more entertaining but this is just crazy!"
'Since he initiated an open door policy, he's found other ways to make himself unapproachable.'
'Why, those little dickens! Somehow they must have figured out that we're coming to give them their measles shots!'
Tags:measles, shot, shots, injection, injections, baby, babies, trouble, troubles, troublesome, team, teams, teamwork, maternity, maternities, ward, wards, figure, figured, work, works, door, doors, shut, shuts, shutting, trap, traps, trapping, restrict, restricts, access, accessibility, close to home
'Can I have access to your ability to achieve?'
Manager: Do Not Disturb.
Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.
'When I stressed how vital data security is, I should have mentioned the importance of convenient access...'
"You're quite a difficult man to see."
'He won't email, text or tweet. He's so inaccessible!'
'You need to be more accessible to your employees... so you'll need to get rid of the moat.'
Handicapped Accessible Tree.
All activities at this school are accessible to the disabled. Interpreters for the dead are available.