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"Oil!! - Must've drilled too hard....!"
"Be honest with me. Do I have bad breath?"
'You're always complaining that red wine gives you bad breath, so I added mouthwash.'
I was just mugged despite using mouthwash and deodorant that promised great protection.
'The Breathalyzer indicates you need to use a mouthwash.'
Car wash / Mouth wash
Vlad the Implier
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Due to his pioneering work with mouthwash, no one dared tell Dr. Flint about his own breath.
'It's not called bad breath anymore. It's breath behaving badly.'
"For goodness sake, I thought you were drowning."
"If you eat garlic before using me, once more, I'll..."
"Uff...he forgot to use the mouthwash again!"
"Yeah, I paid $29 for mouthwash -- it's a small batch mouthwash."
"Ready for a good rinse now, Mr. Bigalow?"
Don't swallow. I've lost a contact.
'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'
'Buying Charles Merlot-flavored mouthwash may have been a mistake - he's gargling 50 times a day.'
Mouthwash - kills germs.
"I'm trying to get the terrible taste of this mouthwash out of my mouth."
'Swallow your mouthwash again, Farnsworth?'
'Want to see what 'Old Faithful' looks like?'
' ... plus you need to floss better.'
'I don't like the mediciney taste of this mouthwash either. I hate that taste of eyes of newt and turtle brains first thing in the morning.'
'This one here, would be our most powerful mouthwash...'