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"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."
A woman carries bedsheets.
"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."
'I stored our electric blanket.'
'We like to take our holidays early in the season, while the sheets are still clean.'
'We like to go on holiday early in the season...when the sheets are still clean.'
Man with puzzle bed covers.
'The magician did it with a table full of dishes.'
"Well, you have been an accountant for 40 years Roger. You'd think you'd know how to do a spreadsheet!"
"Anytime Ed gets too cocky, I tell him to go try and fold a fitted bed sheet."
"Sorry, I'm running late, I had to change Junior's bed-sheets: he found a little blond girl asleep in his bed this morning!"
"For the last time. . . Stop complaining and get in the bath!!!"
"I know some things I'll never do well...like stay on a diet, roller skate, fold a fitted bed sheet..."