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"After all the fines, they let you keep that?"
"Watering my lawn during a drought. You?"
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'You didn't really think you'd get away with this, did you?'
'I've got a list of fantastic doctors..."
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"Do you realise who I AM?"
GP fined £3,700 for 'short consultations'.
"Bartender - givish me another shot."
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'The fine for your speeding ticket $100, court fees $70...'
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Weasel being fined for trading in imperial measures.
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'Date of birth?' - 'Tenth of February 1979' - 'Sex?' - 'Yes, please.' - '£1,000 fine?' - '...totally worth it.'
Policeman fining man for going to fast on his exercise bike
'Oh! There's nothing wrong with me Doc...I just came in to make sure I didn't get a fine.'
How to save money. 'This book is late. That's a three pound fine.'
Policeman Fining the the Rain
'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth."
'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'
'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'
I have to pay my fines in the juvenile court.
'You invented the wheel - I invented the traffic court.'
'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'
Warning! Double traffic fines: School zones, construction sites, lawyers chasing ambulance!
'You're being fined court costs plus what the judge figures he might have made day trading.'