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'It's for passing my drug test.'
Tags:drug, drug test, drug tests, drug testing, pass, passes, passing, passed, p plate, p plates, award, awards, awarding, awarded, proud, performance enhancing, steroid, steroids, improve, improves, improving, improvement, jock, jocks, athlete, athletes, jacket, jackets, patch, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
"You're making good contact. You just need to work on your quiet class."
Tags:baseball, baseball player, baseball players, bat, bats, batting, batting practice, class, class act, class acts, classy, improve, improves, improving, athlete, athletes, professional athlete, professional athletes, athletic, appearance, superficial, superficiality, coach, coaches, coaching, batting coach, batting coaches
After taking daily supplements of Smarties, Glenn discovers that they actually do increase one's IQ.
'It's done wonders for my self-esteem.'
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While he supported Ann's right to express her opinion, Don felt she needed to hone her people skills a bit.
'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'
Tags:athlete, athletes, athletics, javelin, javelins, throw, throws, throwing, thrower, throwers, coach, coaches, coached, coaching, improve, improves, improvement, improvements, suggest, suggests, suggestion, suggestions, suggested, rubbish, useless, distance, distances, release, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'No, no, the pills don't have any medication to improve your balance. You'll just get steadier on your feet by trying to catch pills that are thrown to you.'
"After you confess, can you fill out this survey to help us improve our interrogation methods?"
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'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'
'I hope you don't mind, but I used the computer to remove all those age spots and that hideous mole you have.'
'The ethics training has improved my behaviour to where I'm only amoral.'
'I just came from our stock broker. Our quality of life has just improved!'
'I was once a caterpillar like you, then I started to listen to personal improvement tapes and viola, look at me now!'
'Now this is my kind of green!'
"Chauncy's getting better...at least this time he only chewed up one of your slippers!"
'I need you to identify the problem. Here's your mirror.'
"I have one last announcement. This afternoon's meeting on how to improve your organizational skills has been cancelled, due to a lack of planning."
Tags:preacher, preachers, pastor, pastors, vicar, vicars, parish, parishes, organizational skill, organizational skills, organize, organizes, organizing, organise, organises, organising, plan, planning, plan ahead, plans ahead, planning ahead, improve, improves, improvement, workshop, workshops, work shop, work shops, self-improvement
'My teacher said that the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's vocabulary?'
'No calls for an hour, Ms Jones. I'm resting on my laurels.'
Tags:tennis, improve, improves, improvement, improvements, tv, television, television-friendly, suggestion, suggestions, rule, rules, rule change, rule changes, rule changing, change the rules, changes the rules, changing the rules, modernize, modernizes, modernizing, modernization, update, updates, updated, long game, long games, accommodate, accommodates, accommodating, audience, audiences
'It needs brakes.'
"He's still working on his communication skills."
Tags:communication skill, communication skills, semaphore, semaphores, flag signalling system, flag signalling systems, flag signaling system, flag signaling systems, improve, improves, improvement, improvements, improving, parent, parents, parenting, parenting skill, parenting skills, dad, dads, father, fathers, fathering
"It's no use. We just can't improve on perfection."
Driver sees sign: 'Room for Improvement ... Next 2600 Miles'
"Before you go, would you mind taking a few moments to fill out a short form rating your relationship experience?"
Tags:break up, break ups, break-up, breaking up, break-ups, wife, wives, marriage, married, married life, subvert, subverted, subversion, survey, surveys, clash, whiplash, mood whiplash, mood swing, clashed, clashing, help, help us, help us improve, improved, improves, improvement, improvements, customer, customers, review, reviews, customer service, service, ironic, irony, ironically, modern life, modern world, satisfaction, satisfied, divorce, divorces, divorced, split, splitting up, split-up, leaving, leaving you