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'It's the Executor of my Grandfathers will - I've been cut off without a scent.'
'Shocking, the overcrowding in our prisons.'
Older cousin press
Tags:book, books, magazine, magazines, read, reading, family, families, family member, family member, cousin, cousins, older cousin, older cousins, older, elder, age, younger, advice, advise, teach, teaching, learn, learning, french kiss, french kissing, french-kiss, french kisses, french-kisses, diet, diets, dieting, lose weight, alcohol, drink, drinks, drinking, first book, my first books, wacky, crazy, insane, idea, ideas, style, styling, fashion, fashion advice, new, pro, pros, expert, experts, trustworthy advice, good advice, bad advice, braggadocio, reference, reference book, reference books, self-help, self-help books, self-help book, help, helpful
'We have to be careful the press are complaining about MP's nepotism again.'
"She's not my pet. More like a family member, really."
Tags:pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, canine, canines, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, dog, dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, family pet, family pets, family dog, family dogs, rule, rules, regulation, regulations, family member, family members, doormen, doorman
'If I was a bird - do you know who I'd poop on first?'
'I knew it was too good to last.'
Genealogists, let us trace you family tree - "We've managed to trace your ancestors back to your Dave."
"... Yes, I suppose he is just like one of the family. On Dave's side, of course."
"Dad, am I adopted?"
"Tia Carmen, why do we get old?"
Tags:baldo, grow old, grows old, growing old, family life, family, togetherness, grandmother, grandmothers, grandparent, grandparents, great aunt, great aunts, special feeling, special feelings, die, dies, dying, meaning of life, meaning of death, someone you love, family member, family members, special feeling, special feelings, outsmart, outsmarting, cheat death, cheating death
"Dear Diary, I'm so excited about next year. It's a time for fresh starts and saying goodbye to those annoying things that make life crummy."
"Tia Carmen?! What are you doing here?"
Tags:baldo, tia carmen, cafeteria, cafeteria lady, cafeteria ladies, lunch lady, lunch ladies, family member, family members, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, peer pressure, peer pressures, peer pressuring, sagging pants, sagging trousers
"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"
Tags:baldo, cafeteria, family member, family members, lunch lady, lunch ladies, school cafeteria, school cafeterias, cafeteria lady, cafeteria ladies, new job, new jobs, invasion of privacy, invasion of personal space, personal space, school, high school, high schooler, high schoolers, teen, teens, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, extra helping, extra helpings, second helping, second helpings
"Papi, I want to take a family portrait!"
Tags:baldo, modern life, modern times, family member, family members, generation gap, generation gaps, millennial, millennials, tech lover, tech lovers, computer lover, computer lovers, love computers, loving computers, family photo, family photos, techie, techies, modern technology, modern technologies
"Baldo? You left green beans on your plate!"
Tags:baldo, nag, nags, nagging, scold, scolds, scolding, family member, family members, embarrass, embarrassing, embarrasses, publicly embarrass, publicly embarrasses, publicly embarrassing, condescend, condescends, condescending, green bean, green beans, vegetables, school lunch, school lunches, tia carmen, lunch lady, lunch ladies, cafeteria worker, cafeteria workers, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating, humiliation
"And guess who this handsome gentleman is? Come on! Take a guess!"
Tags:baldo, identity, memory, memories, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgotten, cousin, cousins, long lost cousin, long lost cousins, family photo, family photos, family photo album, family photo albums, family history, family histories, family tree, family trees, unknown, guess, guesses, guessing, forgotten, family member, family members
'...your father has also bequeathed your Grandfather;s place on the allotment waiting list to you, as he hoped that one day a family member may get allocated a plot'
'Family members? No, even worse! I placed this for the three euro bills I had to spend last week!'
'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'
'...and this is my extended family!'
Fishing family, including a bear, sitting on the sofa.
IRS agent lists President Obama's dependents.
At last, Lonnie Edwards discovers his long lost brother.
"We're a big, happy family here, so think of your firing as tough love."