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'See kids? This is a LETTER. A LETTER. Back when I was a kid, people would send these all the time. There was no such thing as e-mail.'
"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
'And number five said in his profile that he was 6'2' and he turned out to be 5'7'.'
Tags:online date, online dating, online dates, lie, lies, lying, liar, height, heights, head, heads, hunter, hunters, hunt, hunts, hunting, trophy, trophies, memento, mementos, remember, remembers, reminisce, reminisces, profile, profiles, online, on line, internet date, internet dating, close to home
'No Facebook page, no Twitter, no blog... and you expect kids to believe in you?'
"In return for an increase in my allowance, I can offer you free unlimited in-home computer tech support."
"Not only am I not 'on line', I don't know what 'on line' means..."
Tags:on line, online, social network, social networks, social networking, social networker, social networkers, social media, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, internet, the internet, confession, confessions, confessing, behind the times, out of touch, modern expectations, socail media profile, social media profiles
A failed internet scam.
Shopping on Lion
'I never realized how boring you were until I started following you on Twitter.'
'This is a lot of trouble! -- Why can't I sign up on line?'
Books on line.
'Meet the Author'/'Meet the Plagiarist' - An Author and a Plagiarist selling and signing the same book story and title.
'According to this genealogy website, I'm 60,765228th in line to the throne!'
Woman undergoing www.therapy.com
"Remember, deposit only - you, you, you!"
Tags:bouncer, bouncers, club, clubs, clubbing, going clubbing, dance, dances, dancer, dancers, velvet rope, velvet ropes, exclusive, exclusive club, exclusive clubs, bank, banks, banking, big bank, big banks, banker, bankers, line, lines, queue, queues, queuing, in line, on line, wait, waits, waiting
'If you want a second opinion, I'll ask my computer
As Tina looked more closely at her online date, she began to doubt his claim that his photo was recent.
'Your father is having a tough time with his online course.'
'Are you serious?! Your parents took away all your phone and internet privileges?'
Although she wrote in her online dating profile that she wanted a guy with a sense of humor, this was not what Mindy had envisioned.
'What the...?! Oh, for cryin' out loud! BIGTONYSALLKAZOOPOLKABAND.COM is already taken as a domain name!'
Tags:shopaholic, shop, shops, love to shop, loves to shop, internet commerce, ecommerce, e-commerce, online, shopping, shopping addict, shopping addicts, shopping addiction, shopaholics, internet, on line, retail therapy, online retailer, online retailers, obsessive, obsessive behaviour, obsessive behaviours
'I'm in trouble now, I told this cute little terrier that I was a pedigree and now she wants to see my kennel club papers'