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"Darling, you never let me see the side of you that pays."
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"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."
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"I'm too old to go Dutch."
"15 bucks a piece should cover it, gentlemen."
"If we go halves do I still get sex afterwards?"
"After seventeen years of marriage, could we once not split the check?"
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A second date was becoming increasingly unlikely...
'With Lance I pay the whole check.'
'...Okay...so who had the thirteen bottles of Chardonnay?'
"I think you've got the wrong idea about going Dutch!"
"Separate checks, please."
"May I assume you want separate checks?"
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"Why should I have to put money in? All I did was sniff your food."
"Separate checks please."
'Why dine and dash? Let's just go Dutch.'
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"Could you give me another minute? I'm not sure who's paying yet."
'This is not what I meant when I said we were going dutch.'
'Separate bills please.'
'Yeah, I think we have a future together. Would I write you a post-dated check for my half of the dinner if I didn't?'
"The last guy I went out with asked me to split the bill."
'I hate having to eat and run. Did you bring any money?'
Let me see if I have this straight...you expect me to pay for my own dinner? It's a test...with me, it's alwys dutch treat on the first date. Of course I usually save a bundle on second dates as well...
'How's life treating you?' 'It doesn't treat me — we always go Dutch.'
Splitting the atom bill.